Giving in and voicetesting sob

[thepowerof]

Lady Mundane, I do not understand. What is the purpose of this realm? For what reason must you test your voice?

... Ah, a thousand pardons. However I see no reason for you to test my voice, either. You already have the Man of Iron as a companion and I have other battles to fight. Back home. Battles for which I need my voice. I cannot spare it for such trivial matters as playing with dinner.

[Even if Thor really doesn't see what playing with rolls has to do with the voice]

Allow me to pass, and we shall speak on this another time.

Comments

[goingonfacebook]

...Oh, dude. You are still so, so uneducated in the ways of the internet.

[thepowerof]

[WAIT HE KNOWS THIS ONE]

That is the net within the computer, is it not? I still see no need for traps within such a small, metal box.

[goingonfacebook]

[ Oh god, they haven't been telling him ANYTHING useful at SHIELD, have they? ]

It's more of a... metaphorical net. It's less a trap and more, um... connecting a lot of points together. Your computer gets connected to computers all over the world, and that way you can share information and look at stuff other people have put up for you to see, and talk to people.

Kinda.

I majored in polisci, not computer engineering, so that's about the best I can do.

[thestarspangledman]

Well, these ladies get awful touchy about this sort of thing. Don't fret too much about it, big fella.

[thepowerof]

[Have a hearty laugh there, Steve]

You need not worry, Captain. I do not fret. I simply wish to be on Asgard given the conclusion of our most recent fight, and not in this realm.

[thestarspangledman]

Well, I'd -- definitely prefer to be at home instead of stuck on a barge, too, but -- at least there's good work to be done there. [Though now he's not so sure about that, because Bucky and Peggy are there.]

[growbug]

...are you Torunn's big sister or something?

[forsooth]

Pym. [SDNJGSLNG]

[growbug]

What? I'm just trying to say hi to your family!

[thepowerof]

Sister? [Have a laugh and a nice, hearty pat on the back. Which is probably going to send you bowling over or something, Pym] Believe me, I am male through and through!

[growbug]

[BWAGH--oh well, he's used to it, except usually Torunn isn't as nice about it. Instantly he shrinks and flutters up to examine Thor more closely.]

I guess you do have a beard like Tony...do you still know Torunn? She talks weird, like you! So I bet you're from Asgard.

[People who do not know what introductions are: this kid.]

[mostofhim]

...Explain how you heard that and got sister, 'cause I'm not gonna say viking women aren't pretty... uh, brutal, but I'm having trouble following you.

[fosterization]

I'm not complaining. For a bit of spare time, I mean. Trivial time. [Uhh.]

[thepowerof]

[JANE]

It seems far less trivial, now.

[canfindrope]

I didn't much get it either at first; if that helps?

[thepowerof]

It is a comfort, knowing others are as unused to this realm as I am. You are not of Asgard, or I would know your face; are you not of Midgard?

[forsooth]

It isn't dinner. Think of it as ... performing arts. But written. [Because duh, she gets your stupid logic, dadbro.]

[thepowerof]

[Ah... that does indeed make sense, tiny not!child]

I still do not see how rolls fit into writing.

[issen]

[Hey, Thor, how do you feel about giant rats?

Because there's one over here, perched atop the pommel of a sword sticking out of the ground.]

Humans can at times be fickle and shallow. It may be for the best to simply go along with their whims, for they will soon pass.

...Usually.

[thepowerof]

[He has no quarrel with your people, dear rat. Especially none that have weapons of such fine craftsmanship]

Even gods have shown the capability to be shallow, small one. Humanity does not have the best of guardians in that regard, but they do try. We try.

Do you live among the humans? In Midgard? [He doesn't know many deities who do, and he envies the ones who can.]

And faith-mun lobs an OC your way. >,>

[deathlygoddess]

You really are archaic, aren't you?

\o/

[thepowerof]

I have been told my speech is not of the normal Midgard patterns, but it is by no means archaic where I come from.

[efficacy]

Oh, these people like to meddle in our business and disrupt our plans. Trying to talk sense into them rarely works, unfortunately.

[keen_eye]

Perhaps it's volume control. You are awfully loud.

[olympic_lion]

[Oh, Thor. Thor, Thor, you crazy younger version of his buddy Thor. Whyfore you make this so easy?

Still, helping you understand these things WOULD be the bro thing to do, so he'll just have to man up and explain this one hulking muscle-god to another!]

She wishes to see whether you and she are a good fit for one another, Odinson. A weapon may be finely crafted, but that does not mean it suits every hand. Likewise, should you two find one another suitable, there is no end to the things you can do together... of which playing with dinner is only the beginning.