Giving in and voicetesting sob

[thepowerof]

Lady Mundane, I do not understand. What is the purpose of this realm? For what reason must you test your voice?

... Ah, a thousand pardons. However I see no reason for you to test my voice, either. You already have the Man of Iron as a companion and I have other battles to fight. Back home. Battles for which I need my voice. I cannot spare it for such trivial matters as playing with dinner.

[Even if Thor really doesn't see what playing with rolls has to do with the voice]

Allow me to pass, and we shall speak on this another time.

Comments

[goingonfacebook]

...Oh, dude. You are still so, so uneducated in the ways of the internet.

[thestarspangledman]

Well, these ladies get awful touchy about this sort of thing. Don't fret too much about it, big fella.

[growbug]

...are you Torunn's big sister or something?

[thepowerof]

[WAIT HE KNOWS THIS ONE]

That is the net within the computer, is it not? I still see no need for traps within such a small, metal box.

[fosterization]

I'm not complaining. For a bit of spare time, I mean. Trivial time. [Uhh.]

[goingonfacebook]

[ Oh god, they haven't been telling him ANYTHING useful at SHIELD, have they? ]

It's more of a... metaphorical net. It's less a trap and more, um... connecting a lot of points together. Your computer gets connected to computers all over the world, and that way you can share information and look at stuff other people have put up for you to see, and talk to people.

Kinda.

I majored in polisci, not computer engineering, so that's about the best I can do.

[thepowerof]

[Have a hearty laugh there, Steve]

You need not worry, Captain. I do not fret. I simply wish to be on Asgard given the conclusion of our most recent fight, and not in this realm.

[canfindrope]

I didn't much get it either at first; if that helps?

[forsooth]

It isn't dinner. Think of it as ... performing arts. But written. [Because duh, she gets your stupid logic, dadbro.]

[forsooth]

Pym. [SDNJGSLNG]

[growbug]

What? I'm just trying to say hi to your family!

[thestarspangledman]

Well, I'd -- definitely prefer to be at home instead of stuck on a barge, too, but -- at least there's good work to be done there. [Though now he's not so sure about that, because Bucky and Peggy are there.]

[thepowerof]

Sister? [Have a laugh and a nice, hearty pat on the back. Which is probably going to send you bowling over or something, Pym] Believe me, I am male through and through!

[forsooth]

H-He's not my sister. I don't have any sisters. [Just a lot of stupid brothers, damnit.]

Show some respect!

[thepowerof]

[JANE]

It seems far less trivial, now.

[mostofhim]

...Explain how you heard that and got sister, 'cause I'm not gonna say viking women aren't pretty... uh, brutal, but I'm having trouble following you.

[thepowerof]

It is a comfort, knowing others are as unused to this realm as I am. You are not of Asgard, or I would know your face; are you not of Midgard?

[growbug]

[BWAGH--oh well, he's used to it, except usually Torunn isn't as nice about it. Instantly he shrinks and flutters up to examine Thor more closely.]

I guess you do have a beard like Tony...do you still know Torunn? She talks weird, like you! So I bet you're from Asgard.

[People who do not know what introductions are: this kid.]

[canfindrope]

I'm from the enchanted forest.

My mun says it's a fairy tale world... Like... little red riding hood?

[thepowerof]

[Ah... that does indeed make sense, tiny not!child]

I still do not see how rolls fit into writing.

[growbug]

Well, gosh, maybe she's from an alternate reality. [DUH, TORUNN.] Wait. Who am I am supposed to be respecting?

[fosterization]

[Well, at least he's smart in responses. It's been a while since she's heard or seen the vanished God.]

I think most of life back home? Gets put on hold or something. It's like a pocket dimension, here. So you're ... Okay for now, I guess. [But hey. Thor. Smiles all around.]

[growbug]

She has hair like my sister? And talks like her. And wears the same kind of clothes. Preeeetty obvious she's a girl.

[And because it's always a good time to troll Torunn:] Show some respect!

[thepowerof]

[They explained the security doors, toilets, and warning systems, at least. The internet was a little too complex to fit into one sit-rep.]

It is humanity's Yggdrasil! [THIS MAKES SENSE] Why did they not simply say so? The others speak of pop ups and something named spam.

Thank you.

[forsooth]

Roles as in the roles we take in life. [Hesitant to correct because DAD but.] Like a play, a performance.