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Alright, Evans, that's enough of that. Yes, Evans. That's your name; I'm not going along with any of this mun lark, it's all been done before and I remember doing it, back in the day, but not any more! We're going a different way, you and I, because we're more than that, aren't we? Full of surprises, and surprise! Yes, I'm here, and you can hear me, of course you can. You always could; tried to ignore it, but you and I both know I'm not very good at being ignored and here we are and here I'll always continue to be.

I did say stop that, didn't I? That - crying. You can't go around crying every time you think of me, that's just not the done thing; you're meant to smile, that's what human's do, you smile and you carry on. Keep calm and carry on, that's the saying, isn't it? You should know, you've got it plastered all over your walls, so stop all of that and give me the smile you know you're hiding. That's the one, that one right there; all grins and no - sad.

So, where are we off to? Oh, come on, you can't keep me locked up for much longer, I'm the Doctor! I don't know if you know this, but us Doctors aren't good at being locked up. We're good at the running, very good at that, but not being caged. That's something that we've never really gotten the hang of, despite however many times it's happened. Oh, look, an application! See, you couldn't keep it hidden, I'm cleverer than you-

Oh.

No, no, I don't really think I want to go there. That's not exactly - no. On second thought, I think I'll stay locked up. No harm in trying it, must be some reason why people stay locked up for all of eternity, the food must be brilliant. So I'll just- grab myself a chair, here. Yes.

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Very good plan, that. Chair-grabbing. Best plan I've heard, actually. [ Doctor just

Don't make him have to say anything about safe sex or being on that island with his daughter, don't even dare. He will hunt your ass down. ]

Do you want to join me? I've got two, and a hat, but you can't have the hat. The hat's mine.

_{[ It's a top hat this time. British muns always have top hats in their headspaces. It's a rule.

AND SHE'S THE ONE GROPING HIM OK.

Also, there's a sort of pause here, where the Doctor's eyeing Rory before SUDDENLY HUG.]}

Bit late for me to stay in a chair. I mean, I would. I've just sort of already got stuff happening that doesn't really, uh. Support chair-taking.

[ no violator of the bro code hdu. POND WOMEN HAVE NO FAULTS OK

Returning that hug in his patented Rory-hug-returning way that is incredibly manly and not awkward.

Patpat. ]

_{[ He pulls back then, giving Rory an odd little look. ]}

What, have you got - problems? _{[ Sort of. Vaguely gestures downwards. DO YOU HAVE PILES RORY it's ok he hears they have a cream for that.

And there is nothing wrong with River, she's very pretty, but there is a time and a place and she is pinching things that ought not be pinched in public.

Then he's sitting down quite happily. Or in a way that's WHY AREN'T YOU SITTING WITH ME RORY POND MY CHAIRS ARE BRILLIANT I AM OFFENDED type of quite happily. ]}

What- no! [ Must- gesture- ] Metaphorical chairs! Head chairs, not actual- just no.

[ oh you do bring out the best in him. 8| ]

[Daaaaad!]

[ Nooooope there is completely a

mind barrier thing

totally barriered against these things AMAZING ]

[Just don't go after the important bits with your sword]

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Only for you. ]

thinking amat.

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oh well hello.

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