She's oddly loud for a joke-based AU muse.

[captain_cleavage]

Hm. Are you sure you couldn't have thought of a different username for me? This one seems a little...undignified.

[But it's accurate!]

...well. I suppose I can't argue that.

At any rate, your headspace is certainly one of the more interesting places I've been in my life, not in the least because it's one of the few places where I can talk to myself and not be considered crazy. Granted, I'm talking to a male version of myself, but my point still stands.

It's strange, too, to meet people here that I think I know but who turn out to be different than I expect. [Pause.] Well, Pascal seems to be the same as ever. This Hubert of yours, though...heh. Textbook case of nature vs. nurture if I've ever seen one. But some things never change, apparently.

[You were teasing him, weren't you.]



Nothing too bad, I assure you. Just testing the waters, that's all.

["Testing the waters" does not mean "splashing your hand around wildly, thereby sending water flying everywhere".]

You would accuse me of such lewd activities with a minor? I thought you knew me better than that.

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((OOC: Couple of short notes on Malikah and her 'verse here and some fake "skits" here for anyone who's curious about this version of everyone's favorite troll captain.))

Comments

[calamityrondo]

Looks like someone's joke got a bit carried away...

[captain_cleavage]

Perhaps. But at least I'm always serious about my own jokes. [She sighs sadly and shakes her head.] Really, after all that my mun's done for me, I'm shocked she would accuse me of such distasteful activities.

[calamityrondo]

It's not like you can help it. I've had more than a few young ladies try and convince me their birthdays were coming up...

[ It's hard having this much swag. ]

[captain_cleavage]

Oh, yes, I understand that perfectly well. Let's not even talk about the love letters I got from students at the Knight Academy. [And sometimes from teachers too.] I won't lie -- I've wondered before if I should have sought a different occupation than teaching. It wouldn't have entirely fixed the problem, but it might have made it a little less...intense.

[Once again: serious adults discussing serious things.]

[calamityrondo]

There's more money in that business, certainly, but then we wouldn't get the nice uniforms. [ It's all about the pink shirts, dontchaknow. ]

[captain_cleavage]

Ah, the uniforms. I'm thankful that they afford me the luxury to think about one less thing every time I get up in the morning. [Very helpful when you spend a little too much time at the bar the night before.] Not that I technically need them now, what with being honorably discharged from His Majesty's Service and all. But as long as he doesn't get on my case about it...

[Which might actually be possible, were Richard feeling a little mischievous.]

[castbytheglyph]

'Course I'm the same as ever Captain! Unless I got swept up into some crazy part of my mun's headspace and- Hey, waaait a minute.

[There is something amiss here. A disturbance in the balance.]

There's something different about you Cap'n... [BUT WHAT.]

[captain_cleavage]

You don't say? I haven't noticed anything different.

[castbytheglyph]

Really? Huh, I'm pretty sure it's a big difference. Aw bananas it's on the tip of my tongue.

[... Ahah! She's got it!] You got your hair done differently, right?

[captain_cleavage]

...I see you've figured it out. As observant as always, Pascal. [Nodnod.] Yes. I've recently switched to a different brand of hair gel, one that will keep my wayward locks in place better than my old brand. The change is subtle, to be sure, but effective.

[flowerling]

Hubert's different?

[captain_cleavage]

The one in my mun's headspace is, yes. He's not from Ephinea.

[calamityrondo]

King Richard doesn't seem to be in too much of a hurry of that, thankfully. I think we're probably better off, too-- I'm sure you've seen his new look. [ Nope, never letting that go. ] That shade of green just isn't our color.

[detonationbloom]

Just what are you-- Wait a moment. C-Captain...?

[ Woah. ]

[captain_cleavage]

Of course not. We're Fendelians, children of the wintry wasteland. We didn't even know the color green existed until we left the country.

[Seriously, does Fendel get any semblance of spring or summer?]

[captain_cleavage]

[Eyeing him curiously.] Hmm? You seem surprised, Hubert. What's the problem?

[Pffft. She knows (or can guess) perfectly well what the problem is. She just wants to troll.]

[flowerling]

What's a headspace?

[captain_cleavage]

To be honest? I don't know. It's a space inside someone's head, to be sure, and there are people who reside in that space. But I couldn't tell you more beyond that. [She's baffled as to how there could be a male version of herself both in her own mun's headspace and in another mun's headspace. This stuff is weird.]

[flowerling]

There are people in my head?

[calamityrondo]

Quite right. Barona and all its green has never sat well for me. It's not as bad as Strahta, but...

[ Fendel is the hinterlands their idea of summer is probably icy rain instead of snow. ]

[detonationbloom]

Of course I'd be surprised! What is the meaning of this?! Why are you a-- a woman?!

[ THIS ISN'T HOW REALITY WORKS. ]

[captain_cleavage]

Not now, I don't think, though it could be possible later. [Yeah, just try to imagine Sophie RPing someone.] At any rate, you and I are currently living in two different headspaces.

[captain_cleavage]

[They went skinny-dipping in the partially-melted Sea of Ice and they liked it, dammit!]

Well, you'll have to get used to that green if you'll be going to Luceti. The entire village is surrounded by trees in all directions.

[captain_cleavage]

Hm? I've always been a woman. [From her viewpoint, it's technically true.] Are you telling me you didn't notice until now? Perhaps you need a new prescription for those glasses of yours.

[flowerling]

[tries to process this] Like two worlds?