She's oddly loud for a joke-based AU muse.

[captain_cleavage]

Hm. Are you sure you couldn't have thought of a different username for me? This one seems a little...undignified.

[But it's accurate!]

...well. I suppose I can't argue that.

At any rate, your headspace is certainly one of the more interesting places I've been in my life, not in the least because it's one of the few places where I can talk to myself and not be considered crazy. Granted, I'm talking to a male version of myself, but my point still stands.

It's strange, too, to meet people here that I think I know but who turn out to be different than I expect. [Pause.] Well, Pascal seems to be the same as ever. This Hubert of yours, though...heh. Textbook case of nature vs. nurture if I've ever seen one. But some things never change, apparently.

[You were teasing him, weren't you.]



Nothing too bad, I assure you. Just testing the waters, that's all.

["Testing the waters" does not mean "splashing your hand around wildly, thereby sending water flying everywhere".]

You would accuse me of such lewd activities with a minor? I thought you knew me better than that.

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((OOC: Couple of short notes on Malikah and her 'verse here and some fake "skits" here for anyone who's curious about this version of everyone's favorite troll captain.))

Comments

[flowerling]

Yes. They are all very nice. One boy reminds me a lot of Asbel. He's very brave.

[captain_cleavage]

Tell me more about him. [Malikah wants to make sure she's the only bad influence in Sophie's life that Sophie's not hanging out with questionable folks. Not that there's a lot she could do if that were true.]

[flowerling]

His name is Percy. He has a beautiful sword that glows, and he can talk to horses.

[captain_cleavage]

He talks to horses? Do they talk back to him, then?

[flowerling]

He says he can hear them in his head. Maybe he has a headspace too?

[captain_cleavage]

Everyone has a headspace, Sophie. It's just a matter of whether there are people living in it.

[flowerling]

Can horses live there?

[captain_cleavage]

Sure. People have all sorts of weird things living in their headspaces. [She's including her mun in this.]

[flowerling]

That's amazing.

[captain_cleavage]

So what sorts of things do the horses tell Percy? Anything interesting?

[flowerling]

They ask him to give them sugar cubes.

[captain_cleavage]

[That's...anticlimactic.]

Anything else?

[flowerling]

[yep, Sophie focuses on really ordinary stuff]

I'm not sure. But it bothers him when they call him "Lord".

[captain_cleavage]

Interesting...is he a nobleman like Asbel?

[flowerling]

I think his father is someone important.

[captain_cleavage]

I see. So he's one of those people who doesn't wish to be defined by his family history. I can respect that.

[flowerling]

[she nods] I like him. I like all my headspace friends.

[captain_cleavage]

That's good. I'd hate to see you in a place all by yourself with unfriendly types. The people you hang around with can make or break an experience.

[flowerling]

Yes. [just think of how she'd turn out in a different group. Her friends shape her]