3Step ~drama~

[quickly]

[Scout snickers as he rests his hands behind his head and leans against a wall.]

So BLU Scout's dad's th'RED Spy, huh? That's a real twister, ain't it? I mean, y'only told me this now, but I don't actually know it back at Paradise yet. You'd better let me make that loser's life real miserable when I do find out though, as payback, yanno? Heh. I mean he's already got it tough knowin' his dad's a stinky creeper but shit, that don't mean I need t'go easy on 'em.

[His expression turns flat for a moment before he speaks again.]

Don't go thinkin' that I need to find out who my dad is now. I don't care who he is. He left Ma 'n forced her to take care'a all of us, and for that I ain't ever forgivin' him. So I don't wanna or need ta know who he is.

[He's not jealous, not even the slightest bit.]

Hey.

Can ya find me some tacos somewhere? I haven't had one in forever. It'd mean a lot t'me, awright?

Comments

[quickly]

'Course yer gonna say that, daddy.

[He doesn't realize that -this- RED Spy is not that BLU Scout's father, so he thinks his comment is very clever and hilarious.]

[not_onyourside]

[Eyeroll.]

Not zhat I expect someone of your minor intelligence to notice, but I am not his fazzer. Zhat would be zhe Spy who ees seen most often stabbing zhe boy een zhe back.

[quickly]

Oh, so the Spy who actually does his job, then? 'Cause if he's stabbin' people in the back that means you ain't doin' crap.

[not_onyourside]

Because I am stealing zhe intelligence and destroying sentries so zhat you do not jump eento zhem face first.

I see my hard work ees ever so appreciated.

[quickly]

I don't jump into sentries, man. I drink Bonk 'n distract 'em so someone else can blow 'em up.

But yeah, I guess sometimes you get the intelligence. Sometimes. Not enough t'be 'appreciated' though.

[not_onyourside]

Your kind words will be remembered.

[Sigh. Eyeroll.]

[quickly]

Cool, glad t'hear it!

[not_onyourside]

We should have zhese talks less often. I do not zhink hearing such high praise all zhe time ees good for me. I may develop an over-inflated ego.

[quickly]

But bein' told how awesome you are owns! I love when the ladies tell me how sweet I am.

[not_onyourside]

[Oh he's laughing at you now Scout.]

Has a lady ever told you zhat? Ever?

[quickly]

Uh, yeah! Totally!

Just last night I was told that, actually.

[not_onyourside]

Someone ozzer zhan your mozzer?

[Because Spy's been told he's Awesome quite a few times actually. Once or twice by your mother.]

[quickly]

Hahaha. Real funny, chucklenuts.

[NUH UH, only by the BLU Scout's mom. RED Scout's mom doesn't fool around with Spies. At least Scout believes that.]

[not_onyourside]

My deepest apologies.

[Grinnnn~~]

[quickly]

For what? Cause that was a lame excuse for an insult.

[not_onyourside]

I am not sure you would notice eef you were being insulted anyway.