stregoni_benefico: (Default)
Carlisle Cullen [AU] ([personal profile] stregoni_benefico) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-08-24 12:03 am

AU Carlisle comes out to play

This has, quite simply, got the be the most idiotic idea you've had in ages. To actually make me an account, design a bullet point history for me (quite lacking in creativity as well, mind you), and to post here all in the same day?

Put more thought into my history, please.

[He makes a face.]

It's a pale demonstration of the things I've accomplished over the past several centuries.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I've things to do.

[ooc: His AU includes him not trying to kill himself in the beginning (because he never had the chance), feeding off humans and joining the Volturi.]
bitterwolf: (careful now...)

[personal profile] bitterwolf 2012-08-25 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Is this my cue to cry at your sob story?

[She averts her face, utterly disgusted with the vampire in a way that had nothing to do with his smell.]

I never thought I could loathe the Cullens more than I already did. Congratulations, leech, you've taught me I was wrong.
Edited (phrasing) 2012-08-25 17:14 (UTC)
bitterwolf: (this is my unimpressed face)

[personal profile] bitterwolf 2012-08-25 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Still as stuck-up as ever!

[She exhales noisily, her hands curl into fists at her sides.]

You... I loathe you. [A low growl escapes her.] You and your fucking perfect family with your money and your holier-than-thou attitude shoving it into our face that you think you're so much better than us in your fancy house with your expensive cars and you're so good and nice and perfect!

[Wrong Cullen, but Leah is beyond caring. It's as good an opportunity to rant as any.]
bitterwolf: (what the hell?)

[personal profile] bitterwolf 2012-08-28 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
That's not...

[She ground her teeth and clenched her hands into fists so tight that it hurt, yet she couldn't find the right words. Her anger simply wouldn't let her think clearly. Such arrogance... It was all she could do to hold the wolf back.]

It's all a game to you, isn't it, leech? You oh so smart bloodsuckers toying with the rest of the world!