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[erosennin]

So you're finally sending me off again, hm? Wonderful! I've been looking forward to getting back into the action - heh, you know what I mean. What I really mean, anyway. Ah, you always do see right through me, dear lady.

As well you should, I suppose.

Still! It'll be a lark! An adventure! A chance to go to new places, meet new women people who'm I kidding? beautiful young women! And all those delightful things.

A pity Tsunade won't be there to harass, but if I understand right I'll be seeing Minato again! And Naruto, too. Good.

And wings. Heh. Wonder what fun I could have with those...

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[erosennin]

And you're still as lovely as ever, Kushina~

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[fervidity]

[WH-]

[fervidity]

[fervidity]

[KJDKJGLKJDG]

[fervidity]

H-Hey! You can't say things like that to your student's wife, ya know! And your other student's mom! It's not gonna soften me up either!

[erosennin]

What, no compliments to a beautiful lady? I say only what I believe to be true, you know~

[fervidity]

It's weird! You're Minato's sensei and a total pervert, ya know!

It's a good thing I told Naruto to watch out for you.

[erosennin]

And thus I should think you're ugly? I'm afraid it's impossible! I just think Minato a very lucky man, that's all.

Mm. A very good thing. Who knows what sort of trouble I'd have gotten him into otherwise.

[fervidity]

KNOCK IT OFF!!

[THWAK.]

[erosennin]

OOFF!

Ye gods, woman, you've got a harsh fist!

[kiiroisenko]

[Hubby to the rescue!

Have a srs face, Jiraiya.]

I'd appreciate it if you don't flirt with my wife, sensei.

[erosennin]

I'm not flirting! I promise!

[kiiroisenko]

That better be true.

[Because the last thing he wants is for his teacher to pine for the woman he loves, though Minato trusts Jiraiya enough to know he won't do that.]

Otherwise I'm afraid you'll receive more than punches from Kushina. [His wife alone should be more than enough to handle.]

[erosennin]

You know it's true! She is a beautiful woman, and she's all yours. You know me better than that! I only seduce the women who're unhappily married.

[Oh, he's not one to pine over anybody anyway. It's not his style.]

Ahaha, and when you get mad enough at me for that, I should really be quaking in my geta!

[kiiroisenko]

[He does know his sensei well and that's why he's not mad at his perverted tendencies. Behind that is a very good man and a very good ninja.] Then maybe you should stop teasing her so you wouldn't have to deal with her fists.

[Trust him, they do hurt.]

You know me, I trust you enough that I never get mad.

[erosennin]

[Good ninja, yes; get caught up on the future before you decide he's still a good man, Minato.]

Ah, Minato, if I avoided teasing any beautiful women just because they might hurt me, half the fun of my life would be gone! More than half!

[kiiroisenko]

[He will always deem his sensei as a good man.]

I forgot how much of a masochist you are, sensei.