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[erosennin]

So you're finally sending me off again, hm? Wonderful! I've been looking forward to getting back into the action - heh, you know what I mean. What I really mean, anyway. Ah, you always do see right through me, dear lady.

As well you should, I suppose.

Still! It'll be a lark! An adventure! A chance to go to new places, meet new women people who'm I kidding? beautiful young women! And all those delightful things.

A pity Tsunade won't be there to harass, but if I understand right I'll be seeing Minato again! And Naruto, too. Good.

And wings. Heh. Wonder what fun I could have with those...

Comments

[ramenkage]

Oi Pervy-Sensei! Watch out, yeah? These games can be a real pain in the ass.

[oh_itsasnake]

Well. Someone has terribly poor taste in muses.

May I just say you have the BEST username

[erosennin]

Yeah, I feel sorry for that poor git who got stuck with you.

/bow

[oh_itsasnake]

I'm wounded that you think I wouldn't go to the effort to make it enjoyable.

[erosennin]

You'd know something about pains in the ass, wouldn't you? Oh, I'm sure I've seen worse than Luceti can do to me. At least they make getting repeatedly killed off less fun. Let me tell you about when I was in the Facility...

/applause

[erosennin]

I don't imagine much of anyone shares your idea of enjoyable. 'Cept maybe that creepy kid in the glasses you keep around.

And now, the best icon.

[oh_itsasnake]

You always did had a naively charitable view of humanity. Almost as if you were incapable of learning.

Aaaand that was soda up my nose. You are officially princely.

[erosennin]

Heh. Didn't you always say I was? You haven't changed that tune since you were ten, Snake-eyes.

/one more bow

[oh_itsasnake]

And yet even so, we had such delightful times together. Fighting in wars, watching comrades die, conducting secret experiments on fellow ninja in underground catacombs... You might not have been there for one of those, now that I remember back.

[obstinates]

Ehhhhh, what the hell do you have planned with wings, you old perv?

[erosennin]

Well, it seems like they're not terribly optional where I'm winding up, so I might as well make the most of them!

[origami_ninja]

The wings are a vital point on the body.

[obstinates]

Uhuh. Somethin' tells me you'll definitely be makin' the most of it.

Guess it would be pretty cool to have wings, y'know.

[And also using them to perv.]

[kiiroisenko]

[He pities the beautiful young women of Luceti now. In any case, it's good that he's gonna be seeing Naruto, but even if wishing that place on anyone isn't a good thing, he still can't help but wish he'll have his wife with him.

For the meantime-] You know as well as I do that those wings aren't made to be played with, sensei.

and just like i promised

[floralogy]

I think I should send out a warning to all the beautiful women of Luceti that you're arriving. [For safety purposes!]

[jesusnin]

I don't even wanna know what you're gonna do with your wings, Erosennin. [ALL THE POOR GIRLS]

i'm giving you everyone /excite

[selfdoubt]

I- I'm sure Naruto-kun will be happy to see you, Jiraiya-san. [But ahh what is this comment about seeing beautiful young women. Brb ignoring that part.]

[scalpels]

[ woah bro woah don't talk about me like i'm not here

i'm totally here

just you know

hiding ]

done 5/5

[weaponism]

[Oh wow, good thing she's not in Luceti... or is she?]

Here's to hoping it's some clean fun. [Because having the power of youth in a daily basis is already brain breaking.]

[fervidity]

You're still a total pervert.

[erosennin]

[I rest my case.]

[erosennin]

And you're still as lovely as ever, Kushina~

COMBO INCOMING 1/4

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