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[tibias]

Oh, so you decided to go through with it? I'm surprised, I thought you preferred my first mate in all his eyebrowlessness. Not that I'm complaining, mind you. There are bound to be people here and elsewhere I'd enjoy [ bothering ] talking to again.

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[tibias]

A bottle or two? You underestimate me.

[ oh but there goes the smile, sliding right off his face. ] From what I understand, whoever goes there is more or less drafted into a resistance force, fighting a war against a corrupt government.

[fierybluebird]

You underestimate the drink.

Eh? At least you get to join the rebel side. It'd be shittier to be stuck with the government.

[tibias]

If I end up there, we'll have to see which of us is right.

It would be. But either way, war is never enjoyable.

[fierybluebird]

Just remember, anything blue packs a kick, eh?

[Arches an eyebrow and snorts softly.] Sometimes it's necessary for change.

[tibias]

[ he just covers his mouth with his hand and makes a small 'pffft' noise at that. not... openly laughing at marco, but he might as well be. ]

True enough.

[fierybluebird]

[.... Oh he will kick you too. Actually yes, that sounds like a good idea. Duck Shanks.]

Any others? [He asks like he didn't just try to kick a yonko in the head. Mm-hm.]

[tibias]

[ he's just gonna let the kick hit, so long as it's not a very hard one. ]

You're heartless, attacking a one-armed man like that!

It's mostly those two.

[fierybluebird]

[It's not. Just enough to make his point.]

Because you're so helpless, I'm sure. [Deadpan, but clearly not falling for it at all.]

Come to Luceti. [/Shameless.] We have booze and Luffy. And Ace. And actually most of the people here who came to see you. Tch... life of the party, as always. [Rolls his eyes!]

[tibias]

I wouldn't be me if I wasn't. [ :D? ]

I think I might just go there. I hope you're prepared. [ to get the shit teased out of you because you are seriously fun to piss off. ]

[fierybluebird]

You're only helpless intellectually. So good thing you've got Ben, lack of eyebrows and all.

[God help him. He will be forever irritated. He's already in an unending prank war with Ace. And it doesn't take a genius to figure out who Shanks would help there.] On second thought...

[tibias]

Too late! You already invited me.

[fierybluebird]

I changed my mind. It counts.

Besides, Ace already took your space in the apartment. So you'd have to get a new one and everything.

[He says like this is even hard... there's hundreds of spaces (temporary event coming up aside)]

[tibias]

You don't own a couch?

[ he's not actually planning on sleeping on any couches marco may or may not have. ]

[fierybluebird]

[Siiideglance.]

No.

[That's not even a good attempt to lie wow.]

If you really want to walk up five flights of stairs all the time, there's a place nearby you could get. [Another eyeroll.] Only because Ace would whine otherwise. [Sure. Blame Ace.]

[tibias]

Oh, of course. Ace would whine.

[fierybluebird]

He would. [WORST impression of Ace ever:]

"Why can't you just get along with him? You should invite him up. He can have my spot. Or take yours!"

[Nods.] Fireworks is a pain sometimes, eh. [A pain he wouldn't trade for anything.]

[tibias]

[ here, have a mock thoughtful look. ]

If he's that much of a pain, why don't I just take your spot? Spare you some of it.

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[fierybluebird]

[Hey! Ace might be a pain, but he's Marco's pain!]

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[fierybluebird]

[And you know, Marco's currently most important favorite person he'd go to war for and who does Shanks think he is offering that?]

[Oh right. It was Marco's fault for fake!complaining.]

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[fierybluebird]

[Or maybe Shanks fault for seeing through it and still being a punk. Stupid Shanks. Always Shanks' fault!]

No no, I couldn't do that to you.

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[fierybluebird]

[Dark grumble.]

Don't touch my nakama. [/Tsuns forever.]

[tibias]

[ he just smiles ] I'll keep the kidnapping him for drinks to a minimum.

[hiken_ace]

... actually, that's not a bad idea. You and Sabo would get along great! Ah, he's my other brother, along with Luffy. C'mon, you should stay with me and Sabo.

[How horrible can he get...!?]

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[fierybluebird]

OI!

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[fierybluebird]

Fine. I'll get my own place where I can have books and quiet and invite Robin over and never worry again.

[The never worrying is lies. All lies.]