i suck at usernames and what is this...

[tibias]

Oh, so you decided to go through with it? I'm surprised, I thought you preferred my first mate in all his eyebrowlessness. Not that I'm complaining, mind you. There are bound to be people here and elsewhere I'd enjoy [ bothering ] talking to again.

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[onewassilver]

Definitely not.

As well, you know I'm not a creeper, I'm a lovely flower.

[fierybluebird]

You're cthulu in pirate form.

And proud of it.

[onewassilver]

I am indeed, stare into my eyes, Phoenix, be reduced to madness.

Oh, perhaps you're already there, however.

[fierybluebird]

[Takes three steps back :|]

Oh, and you missed me being reduced to a child form again recently. That will never stop being weird, eh.

[onewassilver]

Not weird at all. I've seen stranger. After all... Roger.

[ have you seen the inside of his mun's head? it's like. a bag of fucking cats.

anyways, waves hands in vague gestures.]

[fierybluebird]

That's valid.

And yet, no less weird.

[onewassilver]

Ah...

Was it at least fun?

[fierybluebird]

Could be worse.

I was snuggled in boobs Ray, and I couldn't even appreciate it until I was my normal self again and too big for it. [/SOB. THE TRAGEDY OF THIS.]

[onewassilver]

[.... oh god, ray looks forlorn at this...]

Such a pity. Perhaps you could ask them for another round?

[fierybluebird]

[SEE? He knew you'd understand! Ace is no help.]

I'm trying to find better ways to seduce her. I'm thinking teaching her how to samba. Yes?

[onewassilver]

Or you could simply kiss her and be done with it.

[ what is seduction. ray oozes it. his swag is never off. ]

[fierybluebird]

Thank you for assuming I haven't.

[Seriously guys. How lacking in moves does everyone assume Marco is? Okay so he had to get Ace basically shoving him several times, but he did still do it!]

[onewassilver]

[ Well... he's no ray.
we both know that the panties don't drop, 'til Ray walks in... ]

You're welcome.

1/2

[fierybluebird]

For the record, it'll be our second official date.

There have been other meetings.

[fierybluebird]

Ah... you don't think that was too indiscreet do you?

[Marco stop being cute.]

1/??/ FUCK CC.

[onewassilver]

[ ... one moment. ]

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done.

[onewassilver]

[bursting out laughing.]

[fierybluebird]

[KICKS IN THE FACE.]

Why is THAT the reaction!?

[onewassilver]

[ LAAAAUGHING. sorry. just. nope. ]