Homeless tragically

[exdemon]

You know, I really thought you were done trying to put me in a game when you're always too busy gushing over that stupid vampire and his alarmingly sharp cheekbones to give me the attention I both desire and deserve. I'm very interesting, you know! As well as both fun and entertaining! You love talking about menstruation and sex and ignoring social boundaries. I do too! Don't you see how well this will inevitably go?

And now that we've gone over my qualifications, there's just the matter of my salary to discuss.

I do get a salary, right?

...right?

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[exdemon]

You're an animal. They're supposed to be naked. Except for chimpanzees and gorillas who get adorable monkey pants.

I already run my own business.

[thief_senses]

Let's just say I'd rather not add streaking to my list of crimes.

Sure but you won't have your business when you go to a game since you won't be in your world anymore.