Homeless tragically

[exdemon]

You know, I really thought you were done trying to put me in a game when you're always too busy gushing over that stupid vampire and his alarmingly sharp cheekbones to give me the attention I both desire and deserve. I'm very interesting, you know! As well as both fun and entertaining! You love talking about menstruation and sex and ignoring social boundaries. I do too! Don't you see how well this will inevitably go?

And now that we've gone over my qualifications, there's just the matter of my salary to discuss.

I do get a salary, right?

...right?