Homeless tragically

[exdemon]

You know, I really thought you were done trying to put me in a game when you're always too busy gushing over that stupid vampire and his alarmingly sharp cheekbones to give me the attention I both desire and deserve. I'm very interesting, you know! As well as both fun and entertaining! You love talking about menstruation and sex and ignoring social boundaries. I do too! Don't you see how well this will inevitably go?

And now that we've gone over my qualifications, there's just the matter of my salary to discuss.

I do get a salary, right?

...right?

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[slay]

... Gee. When you put it like that, you really sell it.

[exdemon]

You think so? I have a lot riding on it. Have you seen how few pictures of me are left? I need those pictures back!

[slay]

Yeah, you know that shrill hysteria thing? You're doing it again. Maybe try breathing.

[exdemon]

I know, it's annoying to me too! I'm closer to it!

[slay]

Then maybe you should try oh, I don't know, stopping?

[thief_senses]

You looking for a game? I think I might be able to help with that.

[exdemon]

...how? And why are you talking and wearing clothes?

[thief_senses]

Because I can talk and if I wasn't wearing clothes, I'd be naked.

And I think I might know a game you'll like. You get to run your own business and everything.

[exdemon]

You're an animal. They're supposed to be naked. Except for chimpanzees and gorillas who get adorable monkey pants.

I already run my own business.

[thief_senses]

Let's just say I'd rather not add streaking to my list of crimes.

Sure but you won't have your business when you go to a game since you won't be in your world anymore.

Oh I want an Anya in my game! Would it tempt if I say it has a Xander in it now?

[alwaystraveling]

You really want to be in a game? They're usually unpleasant in some way designed to regularly interfere with your life.

ooooh I do like Xander

[exdemon]

That happens at home too. So there's not much difference. Except I usually have more sex at home.

Apps open September 1. The game is <user name=Somarium>. He's between seasons 3 and 4.

[alwaystraveling]

Then it might be easier for you to adjust than for others, I suppose.