Whoops kinda missing the horny guy right about now (:C (heh)

[prepared]

Make all the preposterous jokes you wish, you inconsiderate, useless creature, but you are well aware of your capabilities, and how unfit you are to attempt to take my mantle once more! You hardly deserved it in the first place, and to attempt a second time is foolish. You can hardly be any more equipped now than you were before! Cease this charade for good, and quickly. I do not have patience for this nonsense any more now than I did before.

Comments

[deadelfwalking]

Your player has the ridiculous prattle down perfectly.

[prepared]

And it seems yours still captures your capability to step into a situation you may not be well-enough equipped to handle.

[deadelfwalking]

I've never had trouble handling you, Betrayer.

[diesarock]

If she tries, she knows what fate awaits you, Illidan.

[prepared]

[ HURK!! ]

I think not.

[diesarock]

No?

The past is on my side.

[aggressiveapathy]

I'm sorry. I just ended up hearing 'tryhard' over and over in my brain after the first five syllable word.

[prepared]

I believe you have misunderstood several of those words then.

[aggressiveapathy]

Nah. You just can't hear yourself over the sound of your own masturbation. Come on. You're totally got.

AN APRIL

[regretzio]

[strum]

♪ April Ludgate, April Ludgate, neither generous nor nice
Her greatest secret is that in her life
She's smiled once or twice ♪

[lich]

Oh woesome Betrayer, how you must agonize under the spotlight of your player's attentions.

[prepared]

Of course I agonize! I have no time to be a child's plaything!

[lich]

Oh, but I think you'll find that you do. Endless time, even. Unless you revel in the knowledge that your alternative is nonexistence.

Come now, there must be something you miss.

[merelyasetback]

But surely it is better than gathering dust, yes?

[prepared]

I think not. I would much prefer to be left away from her attentions. Last time, it ended in a way I would not have allowed, if it weren't for her!

[merelyasetback]

Yes, well. The alternative is?

omg illidan <3333 *lures*

[darknessb4me]

You're alive again?

[this is the tone of a dog unburying a favorite chew toy.]

c:C

[prepared]

I can never truly be killed, Scourge.

[darknessb4me]

I knew several people who were under that impression.

[ex_wikipedia788]

But practice makes perfect, right?

[prepared]

Hardly! Only those with the right touch at first will continue to succeed.

[regretzio]

[strum]

♪ The demon hunter Illidan, blinded eyes aflame
Sought power but never found
A less ridiculous surname ♪

[prepared]

[ What is what the eyebrows over that blindfold say ]

You seem to have a problem my name, mortal?

[projecting]

Impressive rant. With such a warm and friendly personality, I can't imagine why anyone wouldn't want to play you.

[prepared]

Wit is not measured in how clever you may seem, child.