Whoops kinda missing the horny guy right about now (:C (heh)

[prepared]

Make all the preposterous jokes you wish, you inconsiderate, useless creature, but you are well aware of your capabilities, and how unfit you are to attempt to take my mantle once more! You hardly deserved it in the first place, and to attempt a second time is foolish. You can hardly be any more equipped now than you were before! Cease this charade for good, and quickly. I do not have patience for this nonsense any more now than I did before.

Comments

[deadelfwalking]

Your player has the ridiculous prattle down perfectly.

[prepared]

And it seems yours still captures your capability to step into a situation you may not be well-enough equipped to handle.

[diesarock]

If she tries, she knows what fate awaits you, Illidan.

[aggressiveapathy]

I'm sorry. I just ended up hearing 'tryhard' over and over in my brain after the first five syllable word.

[deadelfwalking]

I've never had trouble handling you, Betrayer.

[prepared]

I find myself disagreeing. Profusely.

[prepared]

[ HURK!! ]

I think not.

[deadelfwalking]

You have great sorcery at your command, but you're witless and single-minded. That was your undoing the first time.

[lich]

Oh woesome Betrayer, how you must agonize under the spotlight of your player's attentions.

[merelyasetback]

But surely it is better than gathering dust, yes?

[prepared]

I believe you have misunderstood several of those words then.

[prepared]

Of course I agonize! I have no time to be a child's plaything!

[aggressiveapathy]

Nah. You just can't hear yourself over the sound of your own masturbation. Come on. You're totally got.

[prepared]

I think not. I would much prefer to be left away from her attentions. Last time, it ended in a way I would not have allowed, if it weren't for her!

[lich]

Oh, but I think you'll find that you do. Endless time, even. Unless you revel in the knowledge that your alternative is nonexistence.

Come now, there must be something you miss.

[diesarock]

No?

The past is on my side.

[prepared]

It was hardly that! It was my betrayal, and it was hardly an undoing!

[merelyasetback]

Yes, well. The alternative is?

[prepared]

The sound of--

I hardly need to do that!

omg illidan <3333 *lures*

[darknessb4me]

You're alive again?

[this is the tone of a dog unburying a favorite chew toy.]

[deadelfwalking]

You also have a marked tendency to deflect blame. [YOU ARE SO EASY, ILLIDAN.]

[prepared]

Do you truly think she would allow that to happen once more?

[ex_wikipedia788]

But practice makes perfect, right?

[diesarock]

She does have a sense of humor.

[prepared]

Ah yes, you missed the time that I had my Well. I suppose you could say that was enjoyable.