homeless and perhaaaaps looking

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A game? Come now, as if you even have to ask. As terribly entertaining as these memes are, I could surely go for something more. The intrigue! The adventure! The most assuredly mind-bending events!

It would be most awesome, I am convinced.

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[ofmyth]

Tell me what.

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Oh, nothing at all!

[ofmyth]

Loki.

[The connoisseur will be able to spot Thor Scowl #422: Loki is making Thor worried because he probably has bad news so he hopes the scowl will induce him to share said bad news.]

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[ oh dear.

that voice. that's thor's serious voice. his really serious voice. the scary one. erp. ]

.. ah, I was only jesting with you, brother! You're so very easy to rile!

All the same, should the Lady Sif find something .. many-legged and unsavory in her boots, and should she come to you with her ire over said unsavory many-legged beastie, you must know that I am not to blame!

[ofmyth]

And how would an innocent like yourself come to know of the existence of such unsavoury things in locations such as my lady Sif's boots?

[Even as the frown is replaced by a half smile Thor wonders if it's right to be so relieved that it is nothing serious. He should not jump to conclusions so quickly. Doing so makes him little better than those who are still openly hostile to his young brother.]

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You ask a man to reveal his sources! I am sorry, brother, I cannot do that, even for you!

[ whew.

now please don't ask about surtur. ]

[ofmyth]

[Mock seriousness] Then might I call upon the Lord Of Adventure and Other Such Interesting Things to go forth and free my Lady's boots from this terrible foe within?


[And what's this about the fire creature Odin himself gave his life to keep at bay?]

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Ah .. you ask a great deal of the Interesting Lord of Adventures, but I suppose .. yes, I can manage that much. I shall vanquish the foe, post-haste!

[ nothing at all did someone say surtur i totally didn't say surtur you're hearing things bro. ]

[ofmyth]

[Have a hand on your shoulders] I have great faith in thee, small yet mighty one.

[Idk Bro he just heard the name again are you sure there's nothing you want to tell him? 8|]

[forcedreset]

I will not disappoint you, brother!

[ do you see that? that's his precious little face lighting up at the praise. he thinks you're so totally awesome, thor, so let's not ruin this with any tellings of things, hush hush. ]

[ofmyth]

[Loki stop being so adorable. Thor is supposed to be the God Of Thunder, not the God of Wanting to Hug His Brother All The Time.]


Should your sources reveal any more, I have heard tell that Volstagg enjoys doing battle against many-legged unsavoury beasts.

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[ being adorable is his M.O., stopping is an impossibility. it looks like you shall have to reconcile between thundering and hugging. there are worse fates! ]

The vast one? Then I shall be sure to relay to him any important information concerning slayable beasties! He, I am sure, is far better at that vanquishing nonsense than I.

[ofmyth]

[There's a vacancy in the position of God of Hugs, actually. And Thor's got so many titles, who would notice another one?]

He has a few aeons more practice at it than you, 'tis true. But you'd doubtless find other ways to overcome your foe. A shame you already have Thori to fill your quota of questionable pets.

[forcedreset]

[ thor you're such a glory hog! but you do give pretty awesome hugs. ]

Thori is not questionable! He is a perfectly good, normal, entirely unassuming pup. Nevertheless, there is no such quota; one can never have too many pets!

[ hey don't forget he's got ikol too, but on second thought, let's not bring up the bird. ]

[ofmyth]

[What can he say? Glory suits him. As do hugs, apparently.


You see this look Thor is giving you? It says that anything which tries to use Mjolnir's handle as a chewtoy more than once is very questionable.]

You will need take up the pet quota with the All Mothers. While you live in Asgard it pays to be mindful of the others who also dwell therein.

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[ right! .. wait. no, no not really, actually. but loki's still going to hug you sometimes anyway. ]

.. ah, well, perhaps! But your lady mother is a great lover of all things furry and adorable and pet-like, I'm sure their will be no issue! Though to be fair, Thori is handful enough alone, I think, I do not as yet have any plans to augment the menagerie. One dog, one magpie, one brother - I am content, for now.

[ ... also hey mjolnir is just fine okay don't bring that up. ]