homeless and perhaaaaps looking

[forcedreset]

A game? Come now, as if you even have to ask. As terribly entertaining as these memes are, I could surely go for something more. The intrigue! The adventure! The most assuredly mind-bending events!

It would be most awesome, I am convinced.

Comments

[fotlenke]

You are going to end up placed in a survival game with that attitude.

[forcedreset]

Oh I don't think there's any chance of that. Miss Mundane doesn't like survival games. Lucky lucky!

[fotlenke]

Survival. Ah yes. The bane of your existence.

[ a dark chuckle ]

[forcedreset]

I am quite good at it!

[ragnarocked]

Oh.




Oh my.

[forcedreset]

It's impolite to stare, you know!

[ragnarocked]

Husband, art thee up to no good tricks?

[forcedreset]

[ sorry bb no one told him he had a wife.

blame thor.

all his fault. ]

Tricks? Me? Ah! It is as if you do not know me at all! Though, ah, it would appear that you do.

[okei]

You mean you're not raising enough hell already?

[It would not be awesome.]

[forcedreset]

[ it would be totally awesome you should come with him jonathan we can be B. F. F.s. ]

Ah, come now! Innocent games, and nothing more! You take things much too seriously, my friend.

[okei]

[That only sounds awesome because it's absolutely terrible and ridiculous and his mun loves that shit.]

You're the first person to ever tell me I take anything too seriously.

[Snort.]

Which goes to say a lot of things about you.

[You little troll.]

[forcedreset]

That only says that you need more interesting friends!

[ he is not a troll he is a FROST GIANT okay get it right. ]

[originalbeachboy]

Or you could get yer head blown off.

[forcedreset]

Well that is always a possibility! But highly unlikely. Still, I rather like my head, so you have my word that I will do all that I can to keep it protected from any terribly blowing-off-ness.

[originalbeachboy]

Less unlikely than you'd think, squirt.

[forcedreset]

Perhaps. But surely no place can be any more dangerous than Asgard currently is! And I am very good at surviving!

[keen_eye]

Awesome? You're spending too much time with the mortals, little one.

[Let's ignore the fact that this one is mortal right now ...]

[forcedreset]

Ah, no such thing! They are very entertaining!

[keen_eye]

Just don't forget your noble Asgardian heritage. Be sure to get in a terrible drunken brawl once in a while.

Dare I ask how the mortals are entertaining you?

[forcedreset]

I am more like to begin a drunken brawl and sneak out the back. Is that close enough?

But ah! Must you ask? Why, the world of wide webbing is the greatest entertainment that anyone could ask for! So many free games! Films to watch! And the vast Wikipedia! The Highway of Information, the mortals call it, and for good reason!

[helsmaiden]

Meanwhile some "muses" are called into games whether they like it or not.

[forcedreset]

Ah, yes, well .. in that case, perhaps they should simply make the best of it! Lemons and lemonade, and all that.

[ofmyth]

'Mind bending'? Th'art a Trickster god in thy own right, brother, or were so once. I would not care to see any events which might bend even such a mind as yours.

[It's a compliment, really.]

[forcedreset]

[ and how very thorish a compliment it is! ]

Ah yes, well, perhaps you should further hone your sense of adventure, brother! Even the bending of minds is preferable to idleness, I think.

[ofmyth]

If one cannot think of aught else to occupy oneself with, perhaps. [Thor is unconvinced on that point. Mind bending is not his game.]

But to think it used to be I who lectured you on adventuring and the merits thereof. Wouldst thou now become Loki, Lord of Adventure in thy new youth?