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[studmuffin]

Okay, I'm sorry, I thought you were the responsible adult around here, but now I'm thinking you're either six years old or really really high. I'm kinda hoping it's the latter, because while cuddle party sounds something you do with sparkly unicorns and Barbies - pack orgy. Notsomuch.

So if you're, y'know, gonna keep thinking it, can I have some of the weed too? [ Pause. ] Please?

Hey, I don't think Derek approves of you prostituting him out for the Pack at all. He hasn't even shown in the City yet and you're whistling for puppies and it's gross, you're so gross, I am disgusted and I think I need like ten really hot showers just to get the image of Derek cuddling out of my head.

[ Suddenly high pitched. ] No, we do not need Peter. What-?

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the burden of kawaii

[invulnerated]

Not necessarily.

i may muzzle him

[studmuffin]

If you're telling me I look like a sub, I kind of prefer the delicious sandwich.

but the question is - may *she*

[invulnerated]

Or a rare steak.

yes, go ahead erica.

[studmuffin]

What big teeth you have.

[invulnerated]

Too easy, Red.

[studmuffin]

Apparently it's my colour, who knew?

[invulnerated]

Yeah, who knew.

[studmuffin]

[ Fandom, apparently. ]

Not that it matters. Clothes aren't needed in an orgy.