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[studmuffin]

Okay, I'm sorry, I thought you were the responsible adult around here, but now I'm thinking you're either six years old or really really high. I'm kinda hoping it's the latter, because while cuddle party sounds something you do with sparkly unicorns and Barbies - pack orgy. Notsomuch.

So if you're, y'know, gonna keep thinking it, can I have some of the weed too? [ Pause. ] Please?

Hey, I don't think Derek approves of you prostituting him out for the Pack at all. He hasn't even shown in the City yet and you're whistling for puppies and it's gross, you're so gross, I am disgusted and I think I need like ten really hot showers just to get the image of Derek cuddling out of my head.

[ Suddenly high pitched. ] No, we do not need Peter. What-?

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[mccallmemaybe]

Aren't you supposed to have a cold shower?

your username is the best thing i have ever seen in my life.

[studmuffin]

It's to wipe the grossness off of me, dude. Not to calm me down. [ Pulling a face. God, Scott. ] I'm not batting for the pack-a-polooza.

funnily enough that's not the first time someone's said that haha thanks <3

[mccallmemaybe]

Oh... Somehow I don't think Derek's the cuddling type. [ Or the smiling type, or the happy type... ]

[studmuffin]

I don't think any of them are the cuddling type. Unless we're talking boa constrictor here.

[bettercallit]

Stiles, really, weed? [ A look. ] Without me. I'm hurt.

[studmuffin]

You know, as my "adopted father figure" [ Air quotes. ] I don't think you're supposed to be encouraging this sort of behaviour.

Also Phil would totally bust your ass. And not in a good way.

[bettercallit]

Encouragement comes with one of those boring lectures. [ Casual shrug. ] I don't do lectures.

[ What does he know? ] He wouldn't find out.

[studmuffin]

Uh huh, he's you know, a total badass. He'd find out. [ Much like the Sheriff would if Stiles ever did anything more than drink out in the woods. ]

[invulnerated]

Batman, you've certainly fallen off your high horse.

[studmuffin]

I'm pretty sure DC haven't covered the in-cave orgy yet, so I'm totally still fine on that count.

[invulnerated]

That's your adopted sidekick you're talking about there, dude. Freaky.

[studmuffin]

[ Panicking. ] I don't even want to get jiggy with it. Unless you're Lydia. But a werewolf fuck fest? [ Flailing. ] Totally not on the cards. Ever. Anywhere.

[invulnerated]

Unless it's Scott. Which, I can see.

[studmuffin]

Gross.

[mccallmemaybe]

Double gross.

No offense, Stiles. You're like a brother to me...

[lycanthropos]

... Do I even want to ask?

[studmuffin]

[ High pitched. ] Nope.

[lycanthropos]

[Eyebrow raising. ... Yeah, he definitely doesn't want to know.]

Thought so, even if I already heard more than what I wanted to. [Shiver. Seriously, Stiles. Your mind is a scary place. ... Or the mind you live in. Either or.] For a lifetime.

[studmuffin]

I think I've said enough to last like at least eight. It's not my fault.

[lahey]

Did you get dropped on your head as a baby, Stilinski?

[ Pack orgy? Really? ]

[studmuffin]

Why does everyone assume I'm the one who wants this?

[ It's buried in a deep, dark place. ]

[lahey]

You're not twelve anymore. Grow another testicle and say no to your player or something.

[ Please never talk about pack and orgies in the same sentence ever again, is what he's saying. ]

[studmuffin]

Ha. Have you ever tried saying no to them?

[uproot]

Pack bonding is important.

[studmuffin]

[ adsfghjkl;. ] Sexy pack bonding isn't!