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What, you're thinking of apping me? That's just so like you, Munnie. Like, you always think about sending me somewhere but you never go through with it! And then I end up getting hurt and stuff and just...! Even though I am technically a soulless evil vampire who has had cravings of human blood every once in a while, I have feelings too!

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All bad guys got feelings, toots. Everyone forgets that.

I know, right? It's, like, totally dumb of them when they do.

Of course you have feelings.

It's just that no one cares.

Well, someone should! Like... you, for instance!

Me.

Duh.

And you wonder why no one takes you seriously, Harm.

...not really? I mean, should I? Because you know, I am a working girl now. Lots of people take me seriously. Also, demons. And the occasional gross parasites.

Yes, I can see where gross parasites taking you seriously would be a vast improvement.

Well it's not my fault some of Bossie's clients are parasites. I mean, what was I supposed to do - not entertain them?

Oh, I like that. Is Angel a cow, now?

No, of course not!

I agree. Humans often forget that hellspawn are people too. Partially.

What, are you a hellspawn?

Yes. Well. I was. It's very complicated.

Ew.

But I used to be a very powerful demon. Very powerful.

And now you're, like, not?

...thank god I'm already gone. Someone else can deal with you.

That's just mean, Blondie Bear. I mean, who's going to be taking care of me, or looking out for me while I'm there?

Uh, Dru's still there. You two have... things... in common. [Namely Spike. That counts, right?]

Dru? Like your psycho-ex Dru?

Who else?

...yeah, I think hanging out with her will be, like, totally out of the picture. She's, like, super old and creepy! We have nothing in common.

I'm old and creepy too.

Yeah, but you're also hot.

[Amused:] Good to see you've got your priorities in order, Harm.

Duh! Of course I do. I mean, how else will I be able to survive and stuff, right?

Gotta watch out who you talk to when you're there. Some of the hunters make Buffy look downright tolerant and open-minded.

Excuse me while I thank god for dodging that bullet. [ a beat. ] Or, uh, mun. I guess. Thank mun. Which really just sounds weird and probably gives her delusions of grandeur so I think I'll stick to the former.

Why are you all saying that? It's not like I'm such a terrible person, you know. I mean, I do have my good points. A lot of them!

[ that just gets a blank, expectant look because BY ALL MEANS, HARMONY, TELL HER ABOUT YOUR GOOD POINTS bc she sure doesn't believe in them. ]

[ YOU DOUBTING THOMAS YOU ]

I'm sure you don't know about this, but I am working now. And I'm very good at what I do, too!

I wasn't aware that singlehandedly ruining Dancing With the Stars constituted work, but I realize your definition's probably pretty loose. Kinda like your definition of "very" and "good."

Edited 2012-08-21 09:02 (UTC)

Wait, what? What are you talking about?

Your singlehanded ruination of reality TV, among other things.

Again with the 'what are you talking about?' I haven't been on TV! Well... yet, though I am working on that.

There's definitely something wrong with you if you want to go to one of those places. Alternate dimensions? Never good for the hair.

Like you would know about those.

You're talking to the Pylean princess, sweetie. I'd look for my crown, but I'm pretty sure Angel decided to keep it somewhere.

[ and pylea didn't do wonders for anything, especially her hair. ]

You know, if he did, I'd likely know about it, because Bossie tells me everything. We're, like super close now! He totally can't live without me.

...well, not like we're both alive but you get the picture, right?

... Bossie?

Yeah! Bossie. You know... Angel? Tall, big and barky? He's always Harmony This or Harmony That.

[ she sounds really unimpressed: ] Of course I know Angel, Harmony. Remember you tried to make a snack out of me once? He was kind of there.

Edited 2012-08-27 10:44 (UTC)

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