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[harmlessly]

What, you're thinking of apping me? That's just so like you, Munnie. Like, you always think about sending me somewhere but you never go through with it! And then I end up getting hurt and stuff and just...! Even though I am technically a soulless evil vampire who has had cravings of human blood every once in a while, I have feelings too!

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[slay]

Excuse me while I thank god for dodging that bullet. [ a beat. ] Or, uh, mun. I guess. Thank mun. Which really just sounds weird and probably gives her delusions of grandeur so I think I'll stick to the former.

[harmlessly]

Why are you all saying that? It's not like I'm such a terrible person, you know. I mean, I do have my good points. A lot of them!

[slay]

[ that just gets a blank, expectant look because BY ALL MEANS, HARMONY, TELL HER ABOUT YOUR GOOD POINTS bc she sure doesn't believe in them. ]

[harmlessly]

[ YOU DOUBTING THOMAS YOU ]

I'm sure you don't know about this, but I am working now. And I'm very good at what I do, too!

[slay]

I wasn't aware that singlehandedly ruining Dancing With the Stars constituted work, but I realize your definition's probably pretty loose. Kinda like your definition of "very" and "good."

[harmlessly]

Wait, what? What are you talking about?

[slay]

Your singlehanded ruination of reality TV, among other things.

[harmlessly]

Again with the 'what are you talking about?' I haven't been on TV! Well... yet, though I am working on that.