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[harmlessly]

What, you're thinking of apping me? That's just so like you, Munnie. Like, you always think about sending me somewhere but you never go through with it! And then I end up getting hurt and stuff and just...! Even though I am technically a soulless evil vampire who has had cravings of human blood every once in a while, I have feelings too!

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[bigbad]

Who else?

[harmlessly]

...yeah, I think hanging out with her will be, like, totally out of the picture. She's, like, super old and creepy! We have nothing in common.

[bigbad]

I'm old and creepy too.

[harmlessly]

Yeah, but you're also hot.

[bigbad]

[Amused:] Good to see you've got your priorities in order, Harm.

[harmlessly]

Duh! Of course I do. I mean, how else will I be able to survive and stuff, right?

[bigbad]

Gotta watch out who you talk to when you're there. Some of the hunters make Buffy look downright tolerant and open-minded.