Homeless; voicetesting

[morescaredofyou]

Dear Mun

I would like to object. I have no idea what you're gonna do with me, but whatever it is, I object! And I completely refuse to have anything to do with it. Unless you plan to take me to Disneyland. If that's the case, then lead the way!

But anything other than Disneyland is off limits.

Except maybe getting some pretzels. Disneyland is allowed, pretzels are allowed, but everything else is out, okay? Okay.

Regretfully yours,

Spider-man

Comments

[deshabille]

I think it all depends what kind of pretzel you're talking about.

[morescaredofyou]

What kind? Any kind! All pretzels are awesome. Non-awesome pretzels are against the law.

[deshabille]

Yes, but are you talking about the soft ones or the hard ones?

[sloppyseconds]

Disneyland? What are you, eight? Christ, Parker.

[morescaredofyou]

[He's sixteen, but that's beside the point. You have never too old for Disneyland.

Not that Peter is thinking of Disneyland anymore, because he's talking to Eddie Brock, and this is so not good!]

You! Why are you here? You got what you wanted!

[sloppyseconds]

[Says brats who run around in goofy spandex. It shouldn't be surprising he still thinks Disneyland is the end all of fun things you could do, ever]

Did I? Use your head, genius.

[arach_nerd]

Hey, just because your heart is black, cold, slimy. and two sizes too small doesn't mean anyone else's is.

[tyrannicide]

Stop.

[morescaredofyou]

But if I stop, she'll never take me to Disneyland! And I so want to meet Tinkerbell.

[spider_boy]

I don't know, dude. I always thought that Disney World was better, y'know? Bigger and all that. Sure, there's the chance that you'd get a massive reptile in your toilet (isn't Florida known for that?) but that's nothing that dudes like us can't handle, right?

[morescaredofyou]

Hey, you can't go past the original. But okay, Disney World is allowed too.

But, Disney World aside...what are you wearing?! That has got to be the worst rip off of my suit I have ever seen.

[osborncomplex]

There's probably some kind of game which looks a lot like Disneyland, but it's full of like, monsters or something that come out at night and when you die you get put in a mascot costume. Or what if it was just Disneyland but you could never leave? That'd be pretty bad. Point is, no Disneyland, Pete.

[Harry Osborn, optimist.]

[morescaredofyou]

[Alas, Peter wasn't listening to you Harry. He was too busy staring at you in shock.]

...Harry?

You...you're alive?!

[originalbeachboy]

You go to Disneyland and it'll be attacked before you get on the teacups.

[morescaredofyou]

Can't the deadly attack at least wait until after the teacups? I hear the teacups are fun. I don't want to miss the teacups.

[schrodingersghost]

Yeah... good luck with that. I'm pretty sure every time someone says 'I refuse' muns actually hear it as 'please send me to disturbing places so I can be horribly traumatized and spend the rest of my life in therapy'.

But hey! On the bright side most of the games don't care too much about collateral damage. I haven't been called a public menace once in the last few months. Practically a record.

[morescaredofyou]

See, that's why I'm protesting now. I don't think she's decided what she's going to do with me, so I figure if I can convince her now to send me to Disneyland, I can avoid all of the other horrible and disturbing places. I get enough trauma at home already.

Hey, I don't cause collateral damage! Much. Not when it's not necessary.

[herownperson]

I wish mine would take me to Disneyland. No, it's all "Maybe I should app her to an underground city. Or maybe some post-apocalyptic wasteland. Or something where demons will live in her head. Oh wait, I might not have time." God.

You get all the breaks.

[morescaredofyou]

Do I even want to know how you can get demons living in your head? Wait, don't tell me. You might give mine ideas. I want her to only hear the sounds of how awesome and amazing Disneyland is.

[square_cubelaw]

Is that actually working?

[morescaredofyou]

Uh...

Not...yet?

[arach_nerd]

With our luck It's A Small World would come to life and try to kill everybody.

[morescaredofyou]

Uh...hi. Okay, this is weird. You're not like another clone of me, are you? Because I have already had way too many clones.

And shhh, don't say that! You might give her ideas.

[remy_le_beau]

Next time de school does a trip ya'll get an invite how does dat sound ol'web-head

[morescaredofyou]

You know, that sounds exactly like a strange man offering me invitations. Are you going to give me some candy for your next trick?

[[ooc: As far as I know Ultimate Spidey has never met Gambit, so apologies if he actually has and I've just missed it!]]