Never played Double D before/voice testing (hopefully I do him justice)

[sockhead]

Salutations, Mun!

While I in no way wish to appear unappreciative, I have to wonder why you've decided to make me a journal. Surely one of your more recent and more (shall we say) mature fandoms would be better suited for an environment such as this? I can't help but think I'm too young to be thrust out into the world of internet roleplay.

.............you've really seen my "canon" in these games before? Why don't I believe you?

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[sockhead]

[Suffice to say, he faints from the shock.]

[were_edd]

Wow I really was bad.

[He muttered to him as he made sure his younger self didn't get hurt on the fall.]

Well nothing to do but wait for you to wake up.

[sockhead]

[It doesn't take long; Double D wakes back up only a few seconds later. That said, he's still not happy about the situation.]

WHAT HAPPENED TO US?!

[The notion of growing up to become that sort of creature is just too much to bear! Where does he go wrong? Is it too late to change things?!]

[were_edd]

A werewolf bit Ed and then Ed bit us. We have a handle on it now but that is the first adventure I was talking about.

Sorry for the caps; I assume he'd be yelling. :P

[sockhead]

A WEREWOLF?!

[But...but those aren't supposed to be real...]

Yeah me too xD

[were_edd]

Really calm down it isn't as bad as you think. Well not now anyway.

[sockhead]

"NOT AS BAD AS I THINK"?! HOW IS IT "NOT AS BAD"?!

[All those bones changing, and growing, and bending in weird ways...not to mention the fur! That fur! Oh, how much dirt gets caught in that fur? He couldn't possibly fit in the shower like that, could he? He doesn't lick himself clean when he's a beast, does he? Dirty, dirty, dirty!]

[were_edd]

We're not forced to change any more and to be honest all of our problems from when I was your age are gone.

[sockhead]

........

[Double D still finds it hard to believe that this is him he's speaking to, but he manages to gingerly retrieve his notepad again and scribble a few thoughts down.]

Y-you said there were three events? And that this was only the first?

[Yes, that's the idea. Move on. Maybe if they can move on, past this whole "werewolf" thing, it will all start to make more sense.]

[were_edd]

Yes, the other two events involved vampires and zombies respectively. No one was hurt in either event.

[sockhead]

Oh, come on! First werewolves, now--!

[Wait. Who is he talking to again?]

[were_edd]

I wouldn't believe it myself if it didn't happen but it's all true.

Honestly I think I'll just let you see it through your mun's eyes.

[sockhead]

[He considers this a moment.]

Since you're me, wouldn't that also mean our "muns" are the same?

[Scribble scribble scribble.]

[were_edd]

Alternate universes once again. I'm not the same exact individual, as you can clearly see.

[He gestured to his furred body.]

Also it's been proven that our memories are taken when we are put back into our universes. So it is possible I am you, just put back into my own time and taken back out a few years later.

[sockhead]

Interesting.

[Scribble.]

Do you know how exactly that process works?

[The memory takin', that is.]

[were_edd]

Not at all but I don't even think the muns have a clear understanding of that.

[sockhead]

But it's the muns who brought us here in the first place, isn't it?

[were_edd]

Yes but from their perspective we're fictional. The only thing they have to do is think of us and the process of taking us happens.

[sockhead]

And we all wind up here?

[were_edd]

More or less. Either here or in their minds.

[sockhead]

I'm not sure which would be more terrifying.

[were_edd]

Well in either we're immortal since we're thought-forms instead of physical beings.

[sockhead]

I thought werewolves were already immortal.

[Or is that vampires? Ed would know better.]

[were_edd]

I don't know about werewolves, Vampires are I suppose but what I mean is we're immortal in the sense that if you stabbed me directly in the heart right now I would come back. The same can be applied to you.

You can't come down with a disease here either. I don't even know if germs have an effect here unless our muns will it.

[sockhead]

Really?

[He glances curiously at his chest.]

Would it still hurt?