Never played Double D before/voice testing (hopefully I do him justice)

[sockhead]

Salutations, Mun!

While I in no way wish to appear unappreciative, I have to wonder why you've decided to make me a journal. Surely one of your more recent and more (shall we say) mature fandoms would be better suited for an environment such as this? I can't help but think I'm too young to be thrust out into the world of internet roleplay.

.............you've really seen my "canon" in these games before? Why don't I believe you?

Comments

Well hey there o/

[were_edd]

Trust me our "fandom" can be mature when multiple universes are introduced. I'm a fair example.

Another Double D! :D

[sockhead]

....

[Blink. Blink.]

You're-

[...me. :X]

He's from an AU but yep xD

[were_edd]

Yes you.

Though if you're surprised by that you have a long road ahead of you.

Personally I'm not even sure I should show you why I'm not so startled by all this.

A werewolf AU, from your icons... :P

[sockhead]

But how is that possible?

You don't find this startling?

Yeah the comic is good if you ever want to check it out. Credits will lead you to it xD

[were_edd]

My perception of what is possible is different from yourself.

I could show you but I'm not sure if you're ready for that information or not. It was thrust on me personally and I had to deal with the situation.

I think I will. Right now.

[sockhead]

Different? But aren't you me? Shouldn't we have the same perception? And what sort of information are you referring to? Is there something I need to know about these "roleplay games"?

Oh my...this is all becoming so complicated.

[were_edd]

I'm a few years older and possibly from an alternate universe.

Either way there were some things that happened to me, three events to be exact, that changed my perception of what is and is not possible.

[bhag]

It doesn't seem like these guys are easy to persuade. Maybe it's just easier to go along with them for now? I know I am.

[A paaaause.]

So. About that hat.

Sorry for the delay-- trying to think of the best response to the Onceler :D

[sockhead]

Oh! I'm sorry! I didn't see you there! I thought I was only addressing my m--

[Wait, what are you asking about?]

...Hat? You mean my hat?

Meanwhile i try and think of the best responses of Double D, wow my childhood.

[bhag]

Yeah. That's the one. It's a really nice hat and all, but you ever thought about upgrading it?

[sockhead]

[Double D self consciously grabs at his hat, pulling it down slightly.]

Upgrading it?

[bhag]

I mean, if you are going to a new place and all, maybe, it'd be nice to make a great first impression there, am I right? Don't want any nasty whispers anywhere.

[sockhead]

Whispers?

[Double D does want to make a good impression. But what is this man talking about?]

[needtobecleaned]

I'm certain that you would be surprised at how often rare 'canons' can be found in games. If yours cannot be found, it is likely that your going to a game may cause a following.

[sockhead]

I don't know if my "canon" is rare. I'm just not certain I'm old enough for these games. It sounds as if they can get rather...dark.

Besides, I should be in school, not running around in another universe!

[needtobecleaned]

My mundane once played a six year old child in one game with excessive amounts of violence. I do not believe your age would hinder you in any way.

And many places have education facilities available.

[sockhead]

A six year old child? That seems highly inappropriate!

[Yes, he's gonna lecture you in place of your mun.]

Why, that's hardly older than a kindergartener! What did their parents think? I'm sure putting them in an environment ripe with violence did little to help them grow into a well-adjusted individual!

/begs forgiveness forever

[patriots_prodigy]

I was f-fine. Uncle H-Hal and S-Snake and Uncle L-Liquid were there too!

[HUFF!]

And I w-was placed in H-High School c-classes.

/Forgiven

[sockhead]

[Double D looks at the girl.]

I suppose it's different if your family was there... but still! Your mun should have known better than to throw you into a dangerous setting!

/squeal

[rockerkanker]

Maybe yer mun wanted ya to be surprised~

[Yes, she has rope. And yes, Double D, you probably have a good idea what she's going to do with it]

:D :D :D :D

[sockhead]

[Double D's face falls.]

Oh no.

[...is that rope? He holds up his hands and takes a step back.]

M-Marie, wait! Don't!

[Because she's always listened before, right?]

[rockerkanker]

[And yes, she tackles him. Tying his arms and legs together with grace and ease no teenage girl should have. After her work is done, she steps back]

HA! Not bad!!

[She grabs the extra rope hanging off of her knots and starts dragging him. To where...? We don't know]

Now you ain't goin' anywhere, stud muffin.

[sockhead]

[Double D struggles against his bonds (to no avail) before crying out.]

CAN'T WE TALK THIS OVER?!

[Silly Double D; you know it's futile.]

[rockerkanker]

NOPE!

Open negotiations are sooo done!

[She stops, looking back at him]

Unleeeeess you want to give your sugar pie a big 'ol smooch!

[sockhead]

A kiss?

Please, Marie-- be reasonable!