Never played Double D before/voice testing (hopefully I do him justice)

[sockhead]

Salutations, Mun!

While I in no way wish to appear unappreciative, I have to wonder why you've decided to make me a journal. Surely one of your more recent and more (shall we say) mature fandoms would be better suited for an environment such as this? I can't help but think I'm too young to be thrust out into the world of internet roleplay.

.............you've really seen my "canon" in these games before? Why don't I believe you?

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Well hey there o/

[were_edd]

Trust me our "fandom" can be mature when multiple universes are introduced. I'm a fair example.

Another Double D! :D

[sockhead]

....

[Blink. Blink.]

You're-

[...me. :X]

He's from an AU but yep xD

[were_edd]

Yes you.

Though if you're surprised by that you have a long road ahead of you.

Personally I'm not even sure I should show you why I'm not so startled by all this.

A werewolf AU, from your icons... :P

[sockhead]

But how is that possible?

You don't find this startling?

Yeah the comic is good if you ever want to check it out. Credits will lead you to it xD

[were_edd]

My perception of what is possible is different from yourself.

I could show you but I'm not sure if you're ready for that information or not. It was thrust on me personally and I had to deal with the situation.

I think I will. Right now.

[sockhead]

Different? But aren't you me? Shouldn't we have the same perception? And what sort of information are you referring to? Is there something I need to know about these "roleplay games"?

Oh my...this is all becoming so complicated.

[were_edd]

I'm a few years older and possibly from an alternate universe.

Either way there were some things that happened to me, three events to be exact, that changed my perception of what is and is not possible.

[sockhead]

Fascinating!

[And with that, a notepad and pencil come out.]

One might argue that the very nature of time travel creates a paradox, but if we factor in the possibility of an alternate dimension then any risk of changes to the current timeline impacting the future outcome is removed!

[Scribble, scribble, scribble.]

What were these three events you mentioned? I'd be very interested in hearing them, if you don't mind.

[bhag]

It doesn't seem like these guys are easy to persuade. Maybe it's just easier to go along with them for now? I know I am.

[A paaaause.]

So. About that hat.

Sorry for the delay-- trying to think of the best response to the Onceler :D

[sockhead]

Oh! I'm sorry! I didn't see you there! I thought I was only addressing my m--

[Wait, what are you asking about?]

...Hat? You mean my hat?

[were_edd]

That is one fascinating aspect and I have to believe it's true, it is the only way even being here doesn't tear at the fabric of reality. Every time a new event happens in time it creates multiple splinters.

[Once he was done with that thought he smiled though it was a little unsure.]

Maybe it's better if I show you. It isn't exactly painless but I've become a little accustomed to it.

[With that came the painful transformation from man to beast. Bones had to stretch and the body needed to configure in ways it was never meant to. This left him doubled over by the end of it but quickly getting up once the fur grew in and he cast an amused look up at his younger self.]

See what I mean?

1/2

[sockhead]

[Double D watches "himself" transform into something not unlike the monsters Ed is always reading about in his comics or watching on his television. Except in this case, it's him.]

2/2

[sockhead]

[Suffice to say, he faints from the shock.]

Meanwhile i try and think of the best responses of Double D, wow my childhood.

[bhag]

Yeah. That's the one. It's a really nice hat and all, but you ever thought about upgrading it?

[sockhead]

[Double D self consciously grabs at his hat, pulling it down slightly.]

Upgrading it?

[were_edd]

Wow I really was bad.

[He muttered to him as he made sure his younger self didn't get hurt on the fall.]

Well nothing to do but wait for you to wake up.

[sockhead]

[It doesn't take long; Double D wakes back up only a few seconds later. That said, he's still not happy about the situation.]

WHAT HAPPENED TO US?!

[The notion of growing up to become that sort of creature is just too much to bear! Where does he go wrong? Is it too late to change things?!]

[bhag]

I mean, if you are going to a new place and all, maybe, it'd be nice to make a great first impression there, am I right? Don't want any nasty whispers anywhere.

[sockhead]

Whispers?

[Double D does want to make a good impression. But what is this man talking about?]

[were_edd]

A werewolf bit Ed and then Ed bit us. We have a handle on it now but that is the first adventure I was talking about.

[bhag]

Well, you know how some people get when you are not dressed in the latest styles. Really, it's a good thing you ran into me, because have I got the offer for you.

... you ever heard of a Thneed?

Sorry for the caps; I assume he'd be yelling. :P

[sockhead]

A WEREWOLF?!

[But...but those aren't supposed to be real...]

[sockhead]

[Oh, Double D indeed knows how some people can get. He certainly doesn't want to have that to worry about on top of being in a new environment. Peddle your wares, Onceler.]

A "Thneed"? No, I haven't.

Yeah me too xD

[were_edd]

Really calm down it isn't as bad as you think. Well not now anyway.

[bhag]

[brb time to put on the infomercial voice. And also pull out his pink knitted monstrosity from god knows where.]

Then let me introduce you to the Thneed. It's the one great product everybody needs.

[Hehe, aww yeah, catchy rhyme. He came up with that.]

It does the job of a thousand.