One meme later...

[elementofloyalty]

Stop.

Shipping.

It.

You're not funny.

Comments

[elementofloyalty]

A bunch of guys like you, I don't know who! I'm not your social planner.

[laughafterme]

Well...you SHOULD be! I had no clue!!

[A Pause]

Can you be my social planner?! I can pay you!

[elementofloyalty]

NO!

[laughafterme]

YIKES! Don't yell! Gosh!

[elementofloyalty]

Get Rarity to do it. SHE'D enjoy it. But you're your own social planner already, Ms. Party Pie.

[laughafterme]

Rarity isn't here! And dating isn't like socializing! [Or so she thinks!]

[elementofloyalty]

Sure it is. You go out and spend time with someone else.

[laughafterme]

But with a date you don't...kiss your friend!

[A pause]

Or DO YOU?! [She's eyeing you so hard right now, Dashie.]

[elementofloyalty]

A date is with someone you want to kiss. Or at least are strongly considering kissing in the future.

[laughafterme]

YEAH SEE?! TOTALLY different from hanging with a friend!

[elementofloyalty]

Aside from THAT part, what's so different?

[laughafterme]

Uh...hand holding?

[elementofloyalty]

...I wouldn't know. [She lifts up her hooves to wave them dramatically.]

[laughafterme]

YOU'RE the one that asked. [Don't look at her with that tone!!]