One meme later...

[elementofloyalty]

Stop.

Shipping.

It.

You're not funny.

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[wannabolt]

Ugh, you too?

It's bad enough that my mun's joked about shipping me with a bird and a hedgehog.

[Not that Kazooie and Sonic aren't cool, but sheesh.]

[elementofloyalty]

Oh no, not the hedgehog.

[wannabolt]

Yep, the hedgehog.

[She says that in the driest voice.]

[elementofloyalty]

Sure, just because he's blue and a LITTLE fast it's like we're made for each other. Gimme a break.

Also the bird thing is kind of weird.

[wannabolt]

Tell me about it! I mean, fine. He managed to keep up with me in one race. So what?

[It only figures that another Dash would understand.]

As for Kazooie, yeah... not gonna happen. Even if my mun's just kidding, that doesn't make it any less weird.

[elementofloyalty]

I feel kinda dirty even saying this, but sometimes I wish there were more guy ponies around, just so I could be shipped in-species for a change.

[wannabolt]

Well, there's enough for people to write fanfic about us and Braeburn, Big Mac, and Soarin'.

But it's not like you ever see 'em around here.

[Which sucks because she totally wants to hang out with the Wonderbolts again. Curse their lack of canon!]

[elementofloyalty]

I saw Big Mac once! But it wasn't for too long.

[wannabolt]

Yeah, once.

[A beat.]

Come to think of it, how often do you see anypony that isn't us, AJ, Twilight, Pinkie, and Rarity? Even Fluttershy doesn't show up that much.

[elementofloyalty]

Princess Luna is here with us! She's actually teaching. Seems pretty happy, too!