dear_mun | One meme later...

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Stop.

Shipping.

It.

You're not funny.

Trixie is unable to comprehend a single reason why anypony would consider setting their sights onto you.

NOPONY IS SETTING THEIR SIGHTS ON ANYPONY!

...Hmph. Trixie was about to say that next.

Also, even if he was, you're not his type.

[Rainbow Dash is just trying to be a jerk, now. She's in that kind of mood.]

Trixie is everypony's type. She's the most dazzling and enticing showmare to ever grace Equestria with her presence!

Faaaaaaaaaaake -- also he's human, y'know.

The Great and Powerful Trixie is not and will never be a fake!

Oh yeah, tell that to the Ursa Major. [She points over Trixie's shoulder.]

[GDJWHJWNDS WAT

She quickly glances behind herself to see if there's a walking death mountain behind her.]

Musta slipped away right before you looked.

[Yeah, Trixie's just glaring at Spin Cycle now.]

By the way, Twilight rules.

In no way is The Sparkled One better than the very mare generously gracing your eyes with her presence.

'Kay, let's see you teleport your baby dragon friend across the room.

[Trixie looks a little confused.]

...Trixie owns not a single baby dragon friend. Besides, she has no use for friends of any kind.

And even if Twilight was a boring earth pony who couldn't cast a single spell, that is why she's better than you.

Ah, Trixie gets that you're sorely mistaken.