Mann vs Machine, just like everyone else

[not_onyourside]

Why am I zhe only one who zhinks we are all going to be crushed by zhe robots, and die horribly? On my list of ways to die before retirement, being ripped apart by robots was very, very far down zhe list.

You see Mundane, zhis ees how zhe battle will go:

Scout: Runs face first eento a robot and ees eaten.
Soldier: Rocket blasts his own feet off, bleeds to deazh.
Demo: Drunkenly tries to place a bomb, only to be stepped on.
Heavy: Charges eento zhe midst of zhem and dies wezzen seconds.
Medic: Was healing Heavy and ees now also dead.

And zhen eet ees me, Sniper and zhe laborer against a hundred robots.



We are going to die.

Comments

[not_onyourside]

I will keep zhat een mind, zhank you.

Zhe fact zhey even have secret handshakes ees so quaint.

[square_cubelaw]

I know, why do you even bother with secrets when you hire mooks?

[not_onyourside]

Eet would make far more sense to just have zhem punch each ozzer een zhe face to prove zheir loyalty. And zhey would probably enjoy zhat.

[square_cubelaw]

I wouldn't doubt that there's someone out there doing that.

[not_onyourside]

Most likely. For as much as people glamourize zhe criminal underground, eet ees mostly common zhugs stomping around.