Mann vs Machine, just like everyone else

[not_onyourside]

Why am I zhe only one who zhinks we are all going to be crushed by zhe robots, and die horribly? On my list of ways to die before retirement, being ripped apart by robots was very, very far down zhe list.

You see Mundane, zhis ees how zhe battle will go:

Scout: Runs face first eento a robot and ees eaten.
Soldier: Rocket blasts his own feet off, bleeds to deazh.
Demo: Drunkenly tries to place a bomb, only to be stepped on.
Heavy: Charges eento zhe midst of zhem and dies wezzen seconds.
Medic: Was healing Heavy and ees now also dead.

And zhen eet ees me, Sniper and zhe laborer against a hundred robots.



We are going to die.

Comments

[cowardkillingmachine]

[Hey, remember him?]

Baby Spy is coward! Don't worry, BLUs will destroy all metal toys, then we can kill REDs again.

[not_onyourside]

Non. I am practical. Fighting a mindless machine ees not zhe same as fighting a person.