Oh dear, what have I unleashed. Going to Accio!, canon is Banjo-Kazooie

[featheredannoyance]

[And there is a bit of evil cackling here.]

Oh, this will be fun.

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[featheredannoyance]

I'm not addicted. I'm a bird, I eat bird seed to live, grandpa. Get with the times.

[justicereigns]

And I smoke to live. Why is that so hard for people to believe?

[Hilariously he actually has an event coming up where his Devil Fruit will go out of control and then everyone will get addicted to something. SO that might have something to do with it.]

[featheredannoyance]

[That is the most epic of pranks. Kazooie approves!]

I believe it, but you still stink!

[justicereigns]

Yeah I know, I'm fine with that.

At least I don't shed feathers everywhere.

[featheredannoyance]

No, you just have white hair.

[justicereigns]

It's green!

[Actually in the manga it's even more white now. And probably will be updated to that in the anime.... oops?]

I'd rather be white-haired than feathered-butt!

[featheredannoyance]

Hey, at least I can fly and swim!

[justicereigns]

Yeah, but I can do this.

[Reaches out smoke and flicks her beak lightly.]

[featheredannoyance]

[Oh yeah?]

And I can do this.

[Hacks a grenade egg, blowing up a nearby random DM building.]

[justicereigns]

[Poor DM, always destroyed.]

[Have shocked, kind of worried Smoker.]

Doesn't that hurt?

And what if there were people inside?!

[featheredannoyance]

Nah, it doesn't hurt at all.

And there weren't, it was a random building. Geeze, Cloudy, chill, I'm not a murderer. I only use it on monsters and rubble.

[justicereigns]

Uh-huh.

[Pokes Kaz with a gloved finger. For all his supposed skepticism, he does actually know her well enough for that.]

I still say my devil fruit is better.

Want to race? [Evil smirk. Bird or human, Kazooie's still Kazooie and she was always a freak, just like him.]

[featheredannoyance]

[That gets him a grin.]

Oh, you bet, Cloudy. I'm always happy to kick your butt!

[justicereigns]

Yeah right. You can owe me a kiss when you're done eating my dust.

[Braces on the ground.]

Ready? Set?

[featheredannoyance]

When YOU'RE done losing, I MIGHT take pity on you.

[Fluffs her feathers, shifting to her own position.]

Ready!

[justicereigns]

GO!

[Instantly takes off running at full speed.]

[featheredannoyance]

[As does Kazooie! Of course, she knows your Devil Fruit, Smoker, so she's taking no chances.

TURBO-TRAINERS, GO!]

[justicereigns]

[Oh yeah, he is totally cheating with smoke legs, but don't worry, they're really only a minor edge in speed since clouds aren't really that fast moving, you know.]

[Still! Racing ahead. Did they even decide where they were racing to? Okay around the the block and back to where they started. And he just signals her telepathically with his expressions and a quick gesture. What is actually talking?]

[featheredannoyance]

[Beats me! Kazooie catches the gestures and nods, speeding up the shoes to their fastest level. Sure, they give her a huge boost in speed, but they're temporary -- if she can't pass Smoker fast enough, they'll fail before she ever gets to the finish line!]

[justicereigns]

[Smoker doesn't even notice if she's catching up or not, he's just running his hardest. For the sake of speed!!!]

[At least he hasn't completely cheated and turned into a smoke jet via White Launcher. Smoker is made of ridiculous and so is One Piece.]

[featheredannoyance]

[That's fine, so is her world, but Kazooie likes him, so she's playing fair.

Which means... WOOSH, there is a blur of feathers rushing past him!]

[justicereigns]

[Scowls and does his best to pick up the speed to catch up to her! Just watch, this will totally work.]

[featheredannoyance]

[Nope, these are the fastest shoes ever, you cannot catch me~]

[justicereigns]

[Well, fine, he'll just cheat a little.]

[So with that he'll give her a sharp wolf whistle.]

Nice legs.

[And if that distracts her-- success! And if it doesn't; oh well he has only his pride to be wounded. And as most recent chapter evidences; he's got loads of that to spare.]

[featheredannoyance]

[He... hears laughing from up in front of him. Yeah, sorry, Smoker, that didn't work. Kaz is still way ahead of you.]