Oh dear, what have I unleashed. Going to Accio!, canon is Banjo-Kazooie

[featheredannoyance]

[And there is a bit of evil cackling here.]

Oh, this will be fun.

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[justicereigns]

Got plans already?

[featheredannoyance]

Cloudy! It's been what, a year?

[She rubs her hands together gleefully.]

Oh, yes.

[justicereigns]

At least that. Feels longer. [How's his new design? Bitching sunglasses, scar over the left eye, and slightly different haircut.]

Oh? Let me in on them.

[featheredannoyance]

Nice sunglasses. I think I liked you without them better.

[She gives an innocent smile that... well, she's Kazooie. You know how good she does at "innocent."]

Nope~

[justicereigns]

I seem to hear that a lot. [He'll pocket them, hanging from the same place as his cigars on the front of his jacket. Just for Kazooie.]

Hah. Why not? Not even for old time's sake?

[featheredannoyance]

Well, for you~

[She gives no fucks, she's missed you.]

I'm probably gonna be stealing some of your cigars or something out of your coat if I get in.

[justicereigns]

Oi oi.

What makes you so sure you won't get punched for something like that?

[Since he won't remember her.]

[featheredannoyance]

The fact that I'm way faster than you are, Cloudy~.

Ah, right, you haven't seen how I really look, have you?

[justicereigns]

I think I did once right? In this place.

[Gestures with a hand.] Feel free to do it again.

[featheredannoyance]

Who cares? [Grin] I'm feeling a little cramped in this body, anyway.

[featheredannoyance]

[Annnd there is that red bird. She looks a bit too proud of herself.]

I should really take you flying around sometime, Cloudy.

[justicereigns]

[A small laugh and he pets her head, mostly to mess up her feathers.]

Can you even do that?

[featheredannoyance]

Of course I can! You're not nearly as heavy as Banjo, and I fly him around all the time.

...You'd better still have your whateveryoucalledit though. I'm not flying with that junk cigar stuff in my face.

[justicereigns]

[Controls his smoke to lightly tickle her under the chin.]

I've got control over it just fine.

[featheredannoyance]

[Hey hey hey, watch the smoke! Kazooie swats at it with her wing.]

Had enough of that in Hailfire Peaks!

[justicereigns]

Then you should be used to it.

[More tickles!]

[featheredannoyance]

[SHE HAS WINGS, YOU ASS. Trying to fan it off stubbornly. :|]

Just because I'm used to it doesn't mean I want to smell you again!

[Grinning totally, though.]

[justicereigns]

[Lets it go so all the smoke just goes back to his cigars.]

No? Guess I don't need to carry around birdseed again.

[Obviously playing right back.]

[featheredannoyance]

You can say that all you want. I'll find a way to get it in your coat. I always find a way to get it off you.

[Gringringrin.]

[justicereigns]

And you call me the addict?

[featheredannoyance]

I'm not addicted. I'm a bird, I eat bird seed to live, grandpa. Get with the times.

[justicereigns]

And I smoke to live. Why is that so hard for people to believe?

[Hilariously he actually has an event coming up where his Devil Fruit will go out of control and then everyone will get addicted to something. SO that might have something to do with it.]

[featheredannoyance]

[That is the most epic of pranks. Kazooie approves!]

I believe it, but you still stink!

[justicereigns]

Yeah I know, I'm fine with that.

At least I don't shed feathers everywhere.

[featheredannoyance]

No, you just have white hair.