Oh dear, what have I unleashed. Going to Accio!, canon is Banjo-Kazooie

[featheredannoyance]

[And there is a bit of evil cackling here.]

Oh, this will be fun.

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[justicereigns]

Got plans already?

[featheredannoyance]

Cloudy! It's been what, a year?

[She rubs her hands together gleefully.]

Oh, yes.

[justicereigns]

At least that. Feels longer. [How's his new design? Bitching sunglasses, scar over the left eye, and slightly different haircut.]

Oh? Let me in on them.

[featheredannoyance]

Nice sunglasses. I think I liked you without them better.

[She gives an innocent smile that... well, she's Kazooie. You know how good she does at "innocent."]

Nope~

[justicereigns]

I seem to hear that a lot. [He'll pocket them, hanging from the same place as his cigars on the front of his jacket. Just for Kazooie.]

Hah. Why not? Not even for old time's sake?

[featheredannoyance]

Well, for you~

[She gives no fucks, she's missed you.]

I'm probably gonna be stealing some of your cigars or something out of your coat if I get in.

[justicereigns]

Oi oi.

What makes you so sure you won't get punched for something like that?

[Since he won't remember her.]

[featheredannoyance]

The fact that I'm way faster than you are, Cloudy~.

Ah, right, you haven't seen how I really look, have you?

[justicereigns]

I think I did once right? In this place.

[Gestures with a hand.] Feel free to do it again.

[featheredannoyance]

Who cares? [Grin] I'm feeling a little cramped in this body, anyway.

[featheredannoyance]

[Annnd there is that red bird. She looks a bit too proud of herself.]

I should really take you flying around sometime, Cloudy.

[justicereigns]

[A small laugh and he pets her head, mostly to mess up her feathers.]

Can you even do that?

[featheredannoyance]

Of course I can! You're not nearly as heavy as Banjo, and I fly him around all the time.

...You'd better still have your whateveryoucalledit though. I'm not flying with that junk cigar stuff in my face.

[justicereigns]

[Controls his smoke to lightly tickle her under the chin.]

I've got control over it just fine.

[featheredannoyance]

[Hey hey hey, watch the smoke! Kazooie swats at it with her wing.]

Had enough of that in Hailfire Peaks!

[justicereigns]

Then you should be used to it.

[More tickles!]

[notshadowfever]

Oh, like we needed another one of you!

[featheredannoyance]

Hey, an egghead!

Just where are you from?

[notshadowfever]

Earth. Or Luceti, if that's what you were asking.

[featheredannoyance]

Luceti, that's it.

Relax, I'm not on my way there.

[notshadowfever]

Oh, you're already there.

[featheredannoyance]

Nah, that's not me me. I'm way better than the one you've got.

[Kazooie, ladies and gentleman. Egotistical even to her own self.]

[notshadowfever]

That is hardly a challenge. Why, I'm at least a hundred times "cooler" than any Kazooie out there.

[featheredannoyance]

You? You?

[She bursts into laughter.]

Oh man, I needed a laugh! Thanks, eggy!

[notshadowfever]

Hey! What's so hard to believe about that?