On the mun applying his derpy reboot double at vatheon.

[shakespearealien]

Trapped in a city under the sea... what better fate for one so thoroughly captivated by the deep blue?

Not that I am not the same way. In fact... I must confess that some part of me, evidently a petty one, is jealous that he will be allowed to witness something so beautiful, while I will not. Then again, I recognize that he needs time with earthlings even more than I do. They will teach him what he will never learn from this... Zartas individual's books.

The great Zartas' teachings are all that any Evronian needs, you blasphemous scientist.

... Ah, here we go again. I say that the true blasphemy is thinking that Evron could ever produce true poets.

- Branch Chief Gorthan

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[her_mouse_jesty]

There's always a silver lining - maybe by being in such a beautiful place, he can become more appreciative of it like you!

[shakespearealien]

I do indeed hope that it will be so, Minnie. He is a man who has not had enough poetry in his life, in spite of what he is so fond of claiming.

I know that his heart is capable of feeling emotions, much like mine is. He only needs to learn to embrace them.

[her_mouse_jesty]

That's the right spirit! I'm sure he can change his ways. I believe in him... he's still you, one way or another. I wish I could be of further help, but all of my 'counterparts' are just... less mature versions of myself.

[shakespearealien]

You have doubles, too? What are they like?

[her_mouse_jesty]

That could take a while to explain... All the different comics, all the different cartoons, there could be dozens of me, according to my mundane.

[Contemplates...]

Well, one of my mudane's favorites is where I'm a princess of France. I'm much, much younger, and I believe she's a bit more obsessed with romance than her actual royal duties. I don't have any magic, but this time I actually am royal blood, and that time it's Mickey who is the commoner... my bodyguard, in fact.

[shakespearealien]

How curious that you should have so many other selves. Perhaps I should deem myself fortunate to only have one.

Do you personally get along with yours?

[her_mouse_jesty]

Oh yes. We all have so many things in common, after all. [teeheehee.]

But I really can't imagine being anyone but me, and despite what hopes we have for your counterpart, I like 'this' you much better.

[shakespearealien]

... I am flattered, Minnie. Truly flattered.

[... Even too flattered. Dear Evron, he hopes he's not going to crush on you next. Because that would be really weird. And inappropriate.]

[her_mouse_jesty]

[And hilarious. I mean yes, weird.]

Let's see, what else, what else.... There's a white-furred version of me who tries to keep a world of monsters in line... Another princess whose entire kingdom was turned to stone... Another princess who hides with a theater troupe... I wonder why I'm royalty so much. It's almost dull.

[shakespearealien]

[NOT FOR HIM ;; *sobs*]

I see that perhaps my assumption that you were born royalty wasn't so wrong, after all.

[her_mouse_jesty]

Well, if you want to know the truth...

[glances around.]

... The games don't exactly say whether I am or not. My mundane deemed this 'headcanon' because she thought it would be more romantic, and I certainly like it! But she's been wrong about this kind of thing before.

[shakespearealien]

I see. It is unfortunate that that particular point is not as clear as it perhaps should be. But that interpretation of things is truly romantic, indeed.

... And all of your other selves are together with alternates of your husband...?

herp derp forgot christmas carol

[her_mouse_jesty]

Of course! For every Minnie, there's a Mickey! It's like destiny says we belong together. But for some reason, there are only two of us married to him, myself included.