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If you're going to take this long to write the thing, you might as well not app at all. I really doubt anyone gives a flying fuck that you want to be like some sort of Sherlock shithead and look at every last detail before you start typing.
Seriously, Mun. It's like you and that mental girl Lucy are the same person, all obsessive and creepy and shit.
Seriously, Mun. It's like you and that mental girl Lucy are the same person, all obsessive and creepy and shit.
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[Nathan died again for the second time in a week, but hey. What can you do?
And she's not going to explain the whole "murders" thing if she doesn't have to. Nope. Nosireebob.]
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Oh. Right. Well.
[Mental Unit. What does he say to that?]
So what's this place like anyway? Where you're going. Do you know or are you being left in the dark?
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I know a little bit. The people there are basically stuck living in some weirdo "Dungeons and Dragons" city, and there's no way home unless a bunch of retarded quests are done.
It's a load of shit if you ask me.
[It's... not exactly Dungeons and Dragons, but Alisha isn't well-versed in all that is geek.]
misfits is on hulu, right? i think i need to watch it now.
There's nothing wrong with D&D. [OH NO QUICK] Dungeons and Dragons, I mean. It's actually — [no shh Peter you're a superhero now shh] — I don't think there's a way home in any of these places, unless your mun gets really busy. Or tired of you. I mean, not you you, but general. Us. Any of us.
It could not be all that crappy. You'll never know if you don't go, right? Just stay positive!
YES, it is. and I promise, you will not regret watching it. At all.
Yeah, well... that's wot the info pages said. Not that I'm going to do any of that bullshit. Like you said, there's really no way out anyway; m'not going to strain myself if I can't leave in the first place.
[That, and well. Alisha's not very good in the whole fighting/exploring/getting dirty departments.]
Maybe not, but it doesn't mean I have to be excited to go.
do i have your word or is that a promise full of emptinesss
Well...I don't think being optimistic means you gotta be, you know, bouncing on the balls of your feet in anxious anticipation, but it's different for everyone! This could be your optimism; but I don't know you, really.
[Let's be friends, Alisa c: Peter will take care of your murders.]
that is a promise of fullness. I have yet to meet a person who DIDN'T like Misfits right off the bat
Easier said than done. I don't exactly know anyone else going there very well.
[And Alisha is all about her social circles.
Okay, Peter. But only if you don't mind being around someone who has an ASBO and legal curfew for drunk driving and bad behavior. :>]
baa baa i will endeavor to be a misfits-loving sheep just for you
Well, unless it's full of jerks, I'm sure you'll find someone you can relate to. At least, in a few ways, not everything. Can't relate to someone entirely, I don't think, as we've all got our own experiences.
[He doesn't know what an ASBO is but it's close to OSBO which is OSBORNE which is SADNESS so he won't get into that too much. No driving, she can ride on his moped. It is a very fine moped.]
Good. One of us, one of us, one of us...!
Just saying.]
If anyone shares any traits with me, it's probably not a good thing. But I'm sure I'll find someone that I don't mind being around. Might turn into a nutter if I can't.
[Again, she's not exactly a star citizen, with the drugs, sex, alcohol, and complete disrespect for authority figures. However, if there's one thing she does have, it's self-confidence. In her mind, there's no way she can't find someone that will give into her "charms".
Poor Pete. ASBOs are sort of like "last chance" probations; it doesn't go on their record, but if they break the terms of their ASBO, they will be arrested. Essentially, it's an attempt to get young ne'er-do-wellers to change their ways before they actually end up in the prison system. In Alisha's case, she's been sentenced to community service under a probation worker, has a legal curfew, and must wear an ankle tracker at all times. Her driving privileges were revoked before she received her ASBO, though.
ISN'T IT SWELL?]
GOOBLE GOBBLE NOOOOO
You don't have to share the same traits to relate! [Yeah, because Peter and Harry Potter both lost their parents and lived with their aunt and uncle...sure, there's some similarities, but Aunt May didn't lock him in a cupboard and Uncle Ben didn't have a hate boner against nocturnal birds.] And, you know, maybe you'll find some traits you didn't realize before—good ones. Surprise yourself without meaning to. Anything's possible!
[Because he's Spider-Man, anything really is possible.
And wow but that does not sound swell at all. Golly, it sounds totally not swell. Like, anti-swell. Swill, even. It sounds like swill. Pig slop. Because Peter Parker wouldn't say it sounds like total sh*t.]
YEEEEEEEEEES /insert sea-witch Ursula laugh here
CAPESBUTS.]True. Like how Kelly seems like a total chav, but she's actually a good friend. We'll see about the "good traits", though. I might end up raining on a goody's parade if there's too many of them.
[But Pete, cussing is fun! Go on, give it a go. It's so deliciously freeing.]
spiders > octopi tbh
A goody? What's a goody?
[Peter has issues with that word, okay. He has issues with lots of things, but "goody two-shoes" is a big insult in his book. Forgive him :c]
They both have 8 legs and are therefore equally creepy in my book. BUNNIES, HOWEVER...
[Alisha rolls her eyes. Yeah. Being brainwashed by Jessica was not... exactly the best thing that ever happened to her. Good thing she can't remember being her personal zombie.
Sorry, Peter... she doesn't mean to insult you, it's just that she's had some nasty experiences of her own.]
put two together and you get eight more in a week. CREEPY BREEDING FIENDS
and crying, probablyand his life-long love being busy all the time. Peter doesn't have time to get down, unfortunately.]I didn't realize being a goody two-shoes meant you did everything for Jesus. [This is a revelation.] I'd like to think you could be a goody just because...you're good. Part of who you are.
Yes, but it's an adorable multitude of legs
[Which... yanno. Most cops and probation workers fall under that latter category.]
are you calling spider-man ugly
...or if they hid that his uncle's killer wasn't who he killed.
...or if the chief's daughter interrupted the date he was going to propose to Mary Jane and mucked things up.
Or or or...]
Then maybe you shouldn't call her a goody so much as a...what you just said.
[NO CURSING FROM PETER!!]
no. he has a bunnyface. therefore he is good.
It's not like it matters whether I call her a goody or not. She can't care... wot, with being all dead and the like.
[That might have been said a little too casually. Aaaand she still might be missing the point.
TRY IT, YOU MIGHT LIKE IT.]
i hope that's the only bunny-like thing he has
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to, uh, speak ill of the dead. Unless they're like, I dunno, uh...Hitler. Or Stalin. Or...Vlad the Impaler, Mao...Nero...with his fiddle, I think you could say crap about Nero.
yeaaah, I can't think of anything else bunny-like. Unless his hair is super soft. Is it?
Trust me, if you knew her, you'd speak shit about her too. [Trufax.]
maybe. it's possible. it seems poofy, at least.
Well, maybe you just shouldn't [if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all] talk about her. I mean, she's dead, right? It's not like she can, uh...be not dead. Around you.
would it be sexual harassment if i said i wanted to touch it?
...Alright, alright, you have a good point. Guess it's not exactly good karma or whatever it's called to be smacktalking her... even if she was a total bitch and probably deserves it.
i don't know will his GOOD HEART OF GOODNESS counteract your sex powers?
Yeah, and it weighs you down in the end. You know what they say, that hating someone doesn't do anything to them and does everything to you. Makes you hurt and get angry when there's...really not much you can do about it.
...there's only one way to find out. FOR SCIENCE!
...You're really good at that whole "positive wisdom" thing. Are you a public speaker or something? [Believe it or not, she's actually impressed.]
AS LONG AS YOU PROMISE NOT TO DO ANYTHING WITH HIM IF IT DOES he is so pure [deadcat]
Not in my day job, exactly. I've given some before, though. [Yanno, as Spider-Man. Mostly thumbs up while being upside down and kisses and girlfriend issues, but hey! He's a man of the people, he knows what to do and when to do it.
Unless there's. Aliens. That take over his suit. It's complicated okay okay.] I'm really just a college student, I think.
[that
is
bullshit]
no worries. i'll just pet him and love him and feed him apple pie and take him for walks
You should write a book or something. That stuff's pretty fucking deep.
[Welp, she wasn't expecting he was just a student.] Really? All you do is go to university, and you're able to spout out shit like Confucius? Shit, sign me up to study abroad.
[Not that her old grades are good enough to let her, but hey; here she thought that American universities didn't teach anything. Stereotypes and all.]
THE ULTIMATE WEAKNESS FOR ANY TRUE AMERICAN HERO!
That's how I killed Cap. And by killed, I mean "made him enjoy a delcious dessert."
BUT WHY THO
I DO WHAT I WAAAAAAANT
IT'S ALWAYS THE ENGLISH!!! WE BROKE AWAY OVER 200 YEARS AGO STAAAWP
NO THIS IS PATRICK
STEWART? DON'T TRY TO HIDE YOUR NOT-SO-SECRET PLANS!
Fine. Not only don't you get to go into the Avengers, no X-Men or Enterprise for you either. >:|
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS NOT FAIR
you have brought this upon yourself.
by having a bunnyface???
For insulting all that is Patrick. And Stewart.
/colbertfreakoutgif
>:3
so cruel
<3