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If you're going to take this long to write the thing, you might as well not app at all. I really doubt anyone gives a flying fuck that you want to be like some sort of Sherlock shithead and look at every last detail before you start typing.
Seriously, Mun. It's like you and that mental girl Lucy are the same person, all obsessive and creepy and shit.
Seriously, Mun. It's like you and that mental girl Lucy are the same person, all obsessive and creepy and shit.
THE ULTIMATE WEAKNESS FOR ANY TRUE AMERICAN HERO!
IIIII...Confucius? No, he was...Eastern. I mean, he had some good thoughts, sure, but there was— [PETER STOP. Take a breath. No1curr] It's all my Uncle Ben, probably. He raised me, couldn't ask for a better guy. Really. I've just had a lot of good people [and good people that went bad 8888(] in my life. You know, learn what you can and make sure you take the good parts and...use them. Find the okay in everything, even if it seems like it's mostly crap.
That's how I killed Cap. And by killed, I mean "made him enjoy a delcious dessert."
[Geeze, Peter. Stop being so humble. It's getting increasingly difficult to be a bitch around you. >:|]
And who knows, maybe one day I'll actually take your advice, yeah?
[But today is not that day. The stars are not aligned properly. Stars. Can't do it.]
BUT WHY THO
[Stars. Peter knows stars! He used to lay in a web in central park with his lady and...oh no sads.
BUT SUDDENLY he remembers this is "meta" and why is he trying to hide it? It doesn't matter.]
I don't—I don't usually talk like this without a mask on. [This is a bit odd, still. But.] I'm...Spider-Man.
I DO WHAT I WAAAAAAANT
...Yeah, you should really just stick with the motivational shit, mate. Comedy really isn't your thing.
[Sorry, Peter, but... you're a movie character where she's from. In fact, Curtis used one of your lines to break up with his ex.]
IT'S ALWAYS THE ENGLISH!!! WE BROKE AWAY OVER 200 YEARS AGO STAAAWP
Is this where you tell me I'm a movie character or comics or something?
NO THIS IS PATRICK
[Alisha can't help but jump; the shock and disbelief is blatantly apparent in her features.]
And yeah, it was supposed to be. Shit...
STEWART? DON'T TRY TO HIDE YOUR NOT-SO-SECRET PLANS!
I get that. A lot. [A flick of the wrist and that hardcore awesome line of never-ending spider webbing (where does it all come from?? NO ONE KNOWS) flops to the ground. It'll decay and stuff, it's not everlasting.] Didn't really, you know, tell people? But here it's...different.
Fine. Not only don't you get to go into the Avengers, no X-Men or Enterprise for you either. >:|
[She needs a moment.
Okay, moment's up.]
So you're seriously the real deal?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS NOT FAIR
[He pauses for a moment, thinking it over, puzzling out all the options and variables leading up to it.]
You can touch them, if you want. See them, here? [Just the tiniest of slits in his arms, unnoticeable completely unless pointed out, which he doesn't mind doing.] That's where it comes out of.
you have brought this upon yourself.
Trust me, it's something neither of us wants.
[Nooo touchy. Because touchy means her power gets to be shared. And this time, show and tell is NOT a good idea.]
by having a bunnyface???
But then it really sinks in and it sounds more like something on her end than his, and that? Is okay.]
That's fine, I'm not offended or anything. I'll trust you on that one.
For insulting all that is Patrick. And Stewart.
Actually, it's quite a relief that he believes her; she knows it seems a little -okay, a lot- on the strange side, and most people would just look at her like she's crazy. She's just starting to realize it's probably an excellent thing that he is Spiderman; this sort thing probably won't seem as odd as it would to a "normal" person.]
Good; especially since you seem to have a girlfriend, yeah?
/colbertfreakoutgif
...aside from people coming back from the dead. Maybe.]
I do— [no, that's a little weird, why does that...?] —yeah, MJ. What about you? You have anyone?
>:3
[She needs a moment to think about that question.] M'not sure any more. Had Curtis, but he's been a proper arse out here... where ever we are. It's like we're not even together.
[THIS PLACE IS WEIRD.]
so cruel
Things can change. Here, that's...it's like par for the course, things changing. But maybe he'll come back around!
[YES POSITIVE WISDOM GO]
<3
[He seemed pretty oves. Sadly, the one other person besides Curtis she'd want to be around and see hasn't reared his head in RP La La Land. At least... not entirely.
Stupid time travel making everything confusing.]