Seen the new update, couldn't resist a post.

[prpl_assistant]

I know we're probably past words at this point, but...

Good luck mundane. You're going to need it.



...and no, I won't be taking any questions from Scouts.

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[prpl_assistant]

If I may offer a word of advice?

Your ability to work well in a team would contribute significantly to your rate of survival.

Feel free to punch him in his dumb face.

[bring_the_beatdown]

I work awesome in a team.

A team of one.

Though uh.. if you're looking for someone to keep you safe during this invasion I can be a team of two if you know what I'm saying.

[Suggestive leer is go!]