Mann vs. Machine spoilers

[cry_some_more]

Tiny man thinks Heavy is scared of little baby robots, дa? Nyet.

Let them come. Sasha and I will enjoy destroying coward metal toys! There is only room for one Heavy Weapons Guy! I will crush tiny fake Heavies, and then I will find this gray man and kill him with BARE HA-

[Might want to take a look at that enemy roster before you go off on a rant there, Heavy.]

...Hmm.

Do not tell Sasha, but... I think I will be needing bigger gun. You will buy, yes?

Comments

[pocketsurgeon]

Vat if zeir metal bodies repeal bullets?

[cry_some_more]

Solution is more bullets. [sniff.]

[pocketsurgeon]

I don't zink it vorks like zat.

But, you are velcome to try. I am going to spend ze whole time healing all of you und none shooting robots. Oder examining robots. Oder doing research on robots.

[It's a hard life.]

[cry_some_more]

дa. You are not my doktor, but I will make sure coward robots will not shoot you. [snort.] Just keep me healed, yes?

[pocketsurgeon]

Ja. I vill. I am a Medic, healing you ist my job. Even if you are on ze ozer team.

Und zat ist appreciated.