Mann vs. Machine spoilers

[cry_some_more]

Tiny man thinks Heavy is scared of little baby robots, дa? Nyet.

Let them come. Sasha and I will enjoy destroying coward metal toys! There is only room for one Heavy Weapons Guy! I will crush tiny fake Heavies, and then I will find this gray man and kill him with BARE HA-

[Might want to take a look at that enemy roster before you go off on a rant there, Heavy.]

...Hmm.

Do not tell Sasha, but... I think I will be needing bigger gun. You will buy, yes?

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[bye_to_yer_head]

They ain't tiny, mate. They're .. a mite bit bigger than you actually.

[cry_some_more]

[Heavy scowls. This whole "cooperation" thing is gonna take some getting used to.]

Bigger does not mean stronger. They are fakes. Heavy is real. Will crush them like puny BLU Sentries.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Ya better not crush any BLU Sentries or I have a feelin' Truckie will rig it so his dispensers put out bullets for everyone but you.

[cry_some_more]

This is what RED dispenser is for! Has better bullets. [SO THERE] But... will not kill BLUs. No point in killing baby BLUs when stupid machine men are running around. [Don't sound so disappointed, Heavy.]

[bye_to_yer_head]

An' what happens if ya get on a team that only has a BLU Medic? Hm? What then big guy?

[cry_some_more]

Will eat sandvich, stupid. [condescending leer.] Who needs tiny BLU doktor when you have delicious bologna?

[medick]

They're using my inventions.

[ translation: destroy them all. ]

[pocketsurgeon]

Zey are nicht small robots Herr Heavy. Zey seem on scale viz ze rest of ze team.

[Point. Missed.]

[cry_some_more]

They mock us! This is terrible insult. [Have a friendly pat on the shoulder, Medic.] But do not worry. We will smash them all, and then go back to killing coward BLU team. All will be well.

[cry_some_more]

дa, they are bigger than I first thought. This does not matter! I will show them who is really Heavy Weapons guy here.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Good. You go eat yer sanger and he can heal th' rest of us. Lemme know what th' inside of th' robots look like when ya get stomped on.

[pocketsurgeon]

Vat if zeir metal bodies repeal bullets?

[cry_some_more]

Oh, I will show you what robot insides look like. [he grins widely.] Is preview for what I do to you when robots dead.

[cry_some_more]

Solution is more bullets. [sniff.]

[bye_to_yer_head]

You make th' prospect of workin' with you irresistible.

[pocketsurgeon]

I don't zink it vorks like zat.

But, you are velcome to try. I am going to spend ze whole time healing all of you und none shooting robots. Oder examining robots. Oder doing research on robots.

[It's a hard life.]

[cowardkillingmachine]

Bigger gun? Hah! Natascha is good enough! I kill them all with her, it will be like Christmas except instead of ugly red man who kidnaps children we smash metal toys.

I cannot wait.

[cry_some_more]

Is talent of mine.

[cry_some_more]

дa. You are not my doktor, but I will make sure coward robots will not shoot you. [snort.] Just keep me healed, yes?

[cry_some_more]

[OH GREAT IT'S THIS ASSHOLE but hey at least he has some good ideas.] Between two of us, coward robots will be rubble before dinner! Gray will learn to fear the name of Heavy Weapons Guy...s!

[bye_to_yer_head]

I can tell.

I'll keep them from crushin' you an' yer gun.

..... Assumin' arrows even work on these things. Strewth.

[pocketsurgeon]

Ja. I vill. I am a Medic, healing you ist my job. Even if you are on ze ozer team.

Und zat ist appreciated.

[medick]

[ huff puff chillin' now... ] That is a marvelous result to be made, my friend — but, save Herr Mann for me to salvage. I require him with his heart beating.

[not_onyourside]

Ah, do not worry my very large friend. Have you seen zhe glorious upgrades we receive? Eet ees going to be fun, non?