dear_mun | (no subject)

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Look, I'm not sayin' I didn't do it but I was drunk. So piss off. Bloody poof.

Don't be an ass.

You obviously don't know me very well.

I know you well enough.

[Okay, that's just pushing him over the edge. He turns and shouts at the sky.]

You can't just give me one can you?! Fix me! Do that sodding Canon-Update or whatever it is.

[She stares at him for a moment before a wry smile fixes on her lips.] You're not William the Bloody with a chip in his head still, are you?

I haven't even got that far. I'm bloody Spike the clueless sodding.

[He punches the wall. And hurts his knuckle.]

Bloody- Hell.

Have you tried asking your mun?

I tried that. He just gets this bizarre look his face and then says "it's better I don't know."

[He just grumps now.]

Who are you anyway?

I don't know. The Spike I know is okay. [When he's not being B's whipping boy.]

Faith. I'm a [Friend? Ally? Frenemy?] person that knows you. [Well that sounded stupid. KANYE SHRUG.]

... Right then.

[He surveys her.]

How well do I know you?

[There might be a little flirtatious eyebrow quirk.]

[Faith will gladly play along even though she's laughing on the inside as she imagines what Buffy's reaction might be to this.]

Quite well. We've hung out a little but I haven't seen you since I took off to your mother-country. [With Angel in toe.]

Right.

[He sighs and lights up a cigarette. Taking a drag he puffs out.]

I'd try to kill you right now you know. Pretty brunette like you?

[He flicks the ash away with a practised motion.]

But I have a feeling that'll only serve to bite me on the behind.

You put your pearly whites anywhere near me then I'll pull each and every one of them out before turning your ass to dust.

Calm down sweetheart. I ate earlier. Got some kid in here that can regenerate himself. Tasty stuff too.

[That's a dark grin.]

I'm not really itchin' for a fight right now. Head's too clogged up with this bull.

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