dear_mun | (no subject)

Do what?

None 'o your bloody business that's what.

You have a bad habit of making it my business whether you want to or not.

Well if you didn't bloody go and want to end the world, none of this would have happened. You and that bloody Slayer.

Now you're not making any sense. If this is more about the future then I'm not interested. None of that is set in stone yet and I'm sure as hell not going to let a lot of the things I've been told about happen.

So you're not going to go and have a quiet shag and lose your soul? Good luck with that mate. You're whipped, and you know it.

You're about five seconds shy of losing all of your teeth.

Bring it on then nancy boy. It'd be an improvement over my day.

Don't push me Spike. I don't want to fight but you know how hard it is for me to resist my fist connecting with your face.

See- What she did to you? You Angelus, the darkest of the dark are all content being the slayers pet vampire. How can you live with yourself?

Don't say I didn't warn you! [Hearing Spike address him as Angelus that way is enough to set him off. Takes a swing at Spike's face, not bothering to hold back.]

[And Spike takes it square on the nose, Vamping out. He just laughs.]

I remember you hitting harder than that!

[Vamps out as well.] Allow me to remind you then! [Takes another swing at him.]

[This time Spike makes a move to dodge and launches a punch back at Angel. This would make him feel better. It was just like old times!]

[That's more like it. It's not much fun if he just sits there and takes it. Spike's fist collide's with Angel's jaw and makes his face snap to the side.]

I'm getting real tired of people telling me how my future's going to turn out. It's getting worse than half the garbage I hear in prophecies. [Spins around and strikes out at the other vamp's gut with his foot.]

[Spike mistimes his dodge and gets hit in the stomach, winded, he takes a moment to reply before lashing out with another strike.]

It 'aint all gobbledegook and mumbo jumbo mate. You bang the slayer and it all goes downhill from there.

[Throws an arm out in front of himself to block the blow.]

Buffy has a name, my name is Angel not Angelus, and I'll decide what I end up doing! [Attempts to shove Spike back.]

Yeah, and you'll decide that you just can't resist her feminine charms and she'll lure you to bed and then poof! Say hello to Angelus.

[He said, the shove only knocking him back, he tastes the blood on his hand from where he wiped it after Angel socked him in the mouth.]

That's not going to happen. I didn't leave Sunnydale to go vacationing, I left for a reason. [Thinks back to the last time he saw Buffy in his world.] Being with her is too costly for a whole lot of reasons.

When did you leave Sunnydale?

[He blinks confused.]

Last I saw you were all in denial about you two being in love. When we fought those pissants in that magic shop place.

A couple of years ago. [Sighs in frustration and his face returns to normal.]

I'm from the past. My mun's keeping me in the dark until she finishes reading some comics.

... Hang about.

[He turns to his mun and yells up at him.]

'Oi. What's this nonsense about Angel leaving Sunnydale? ... What do you mean I'm from an earlier canon point? ... Well bloody fix it! I don't wanna be left in the dark. What do you mean I won't bloody like it? ... Bloody hell.

Wait, I'm ahead of you? That's new. [And now it's all dawning on him.]

Apparently. He says to tell you I'm from Season 3. Whatever that means.

[He just sulkily puts his hands in his coat pockets.]

'Pparently he thought it'd be funny to see me still love sick for Dru.

My mun wants to avoid something that happens in my near future. [Jasmine storyline, whhhhyyy.] And thought you were referring to something else at first because of all the people from the future I've run into in here. [TWILIGHT WHHHYYY.]