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[leadsnancytribe]

Look, I'm not sayin' I didn't do it but I was drunk. So piss off. Bloody poof.

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[bringsbadnews]

Do what?

[leadsnancytribe]

None 'o your bloody business that's what.

[bringsbadnews]

You have a bad habit of making it my business whether you want to or not.

[leadsnancytribe]

Well if you didn't bloody go and want to end the world, none of this would have happened. You and that bloody Slayer.

[bringsbadnews]

Now you're not making any sense. If this is more about the future then I'm not interested. None of that is set in stone yet and I'm sure as hell not going to let a lot of the things I've been told about happen.

[leadsnancytribe]

So you're not going to go and have a quiet shag and lose your soul? Good luck with that mate. You're whipped, and you know it.

[bringsbadnews]

You're about five seconds shy of losing all of your teeth.

[dear_one]

What did you do now, Spike?

[leadsnancytribe]

... None of your business. Go bloody play with Angel or somethi-

[Wait one cotton picking second right here.]

You were dead. How are you here now?

[dear_one]

Wolfram and Hart. They brought me back to mess with dear Angel's head.

[leadsnancytribe]

... Is this one of those canon point things?

[Season 3 Buffy Spike GO!]

What the hell is Wolfram and Hart?

[dear_one]

A law firm.

[ Smirks. ]

A bit behind with the times, are we, precious?

[leadsnancytribe]

Oh sod off. I'm not in the mood to deal with your smug... [He's looking for a word.] mug.

[fivebyfives]

Color me curious. What did you do?

[leadsnancytribe]

Painted a cat pink and stapled it to the wall love.

[No, that's not actually what he did. But eh. He didn't want to talk about what he actually did.]

[fivebyfives]

Don't be an ass.

[leadsnancytribe]

You obviously don't know me very well.

[fivebyfives]

I know you well enough.

[leadsnancytribe]

[Okay, that's just pushing him over the edge. He turns and shouts at the sky.]

You can't just give me one can you?! Fix me! Do that sodding Canon-Update or whatever it is.

[alldestiny]

You're always drunk.

[leadsnancytribe]

Oh bollocks. Who asked you anyway Slayer?

[alldestiny]

Nobody has to ask me. I know. Why are you here, anyway? You know I'm just gonna run you out of town again.

[leadsnancytribe]

None of your bloody business that's what it is. Free country and all that.

[theonegirl]

Of which you aren't a citizen. So the whole free thing? Not so applicable to you.

[leadsnancytribe]

I'm not bothering you Slayer just be a good girl and piss off and let me drink in peace.