New Muse in Need of Home.

[doctorfatbird]

[That's right everyone, this one's not a human. It's a 5 foot pigeon, with a bad wing- not that the wing's terribly injured visibly, of course.]

Ohohoho, you finally decided you cannot resist me, haven't you? Excellent. The sooner we learn to work together, the more time I have to get away from those other idiots rattling around in your strange human cranial cavity. Such a company... So many strange humans, hohoho. But not a one for... science.

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if you can understand him...you get a cookie

[huntseverything]

....

well... I'd say "what the 'ell" but I'm kinder gettin used ter all this crazy in this 'ere dame's 'ead.


Science, damn at leas' three of me brothers are inter tha'. I provide the carcasses they need but I don' see whass so interstin'