Kronk is worried Kronk

[squeak_squeaker]

Mun, I feel kinda worried! You know how I made all those new friends and I met all those nice people and stuff... everywhere? And how there wasn't anyone around to give me chores and-

[Kronk blinked slowly, before collecting his thoughts.] Mun, you went and posted on that one fancy thing. Uhh... that wish thing on that one meme about how you wanted Yzma and an Emperor Kuzco to roller-play with? I think that's what it's called, right? Roller-play. [Riiight. Ooh, a cute little turtle friend! It'd all been worth it!]

What I'm trying to say is... I'm sorta happy, being all by myself! I get to be my own Kronk and bake cookies whenever I feel like it. I even get to EAT cookies whenever I feel like it!

You know it's back to the diet once Yzma pops up. Do you... do you really want that for me, Mun? [Gasp!]

Comments

[turtletuck]

Oh, I'm sorry. What's a boss? Is that like a leader? Linny is our leader; she's really smart.

[squeak_squeaker]

Yeah... Yzma's like my leader! And she pays me... in food and clothes and stuff, not money because she said I wouldn't understand money. [Yzma was evil.]

[turtletuck]

Okay, if she pays you in food, ask her if your next pay can be a cape! :D

[squeak_squeaker]

Woah... that's a great idea!

Maybe she'll like it, I'll look just like Superman. [Kronk kind of... naturally looked just like Superman, though. It was cheating.]

[turtletuck]

[OT: I said 'food' before I meant 'clothes', ha ha! Shouldn't play during work. XD]

I think you'll look great! Do you already have an apron to use while baking, too?

[squeak_squeaker]

{OT: Don't worry! XD LOL.]

Yeah, I do! I bet I'll look all handsome and stuff in my cape. [Excited leg-wiggling!]

[turtletuck]

[Shyly] You're already very handsome. Is it nice to be big and strong like you?

[squeak_squeaker]

Aww... I'm nothing special! [Kronk was naturally very modest. But yes, he was very handsome. He was so handsome that he got his job JUST for his handsomeness! It wasn't going to be his brains.]

I think it's...uh. Yeah, it's nice! Hats look good, even silly ones. And I can help Yzma re-decorate her rooms!

[turtletuck]

That sounds like fun! And I like your hat. I have a hat, too, a sailor-type hat.

[squeak_squeaker]

REALLY? Do I get to try it on, please? I'll let you try mine on too!

[Was the world ready for Kronk in a tiny sailor hat?]

[turtletuck]

That sounds like fun! Here you go! [Hands him the little sailor hat and waits eagerly to try on Kronk's, which will probably envelop him totally ....]

[squeak_squeaker]

[Kronk laughed when his SMALL hat covered the little turtle almost entirely! The tiny hat on Kronk's head was pretty... special too.]

Hah. We look good!

[turtletuck]

[Muffled voice from under Kronk's hat] We do!

[squeak_squeaker]

You look real cute! I dunno... I dunno about me though.

Is this hat too small?

[turtletuck]

[muffled giggle] I don't think so, but I think this one is too big!

[squeak_squeaker]

Yeah! [Kronk swapped them, giggling just a bit. It was a manly giggle though!]

[turtletuck]

Thanks! Are we going to bake cupcakes now?

[squeak_squeaker]

Oh... yeah! Cupcakes! I almost forgot.

Do you got your little cape apron ready?

[turtletuck]

[Turns his cape around to the front of his shell and secures it] Yes! What do we do first?

[squeak_squeaker]

First, we got to mix up two eggs and flour and milk... and then...uh. [Scratching his head.] Oh yeah, sugar!

[turtletuck]

Sugar will make it yummy! I can break the eggs, I think the sugar and flour and milk might be too heavy for me.

[squeak_squeaker]

Oh... yeah, I'll take care of that for you, little guy!

Do you love sugar too? [A kindred spirit!]

[turtletuck]

I like it on celery!

[Takes an egg and tries to get it into the bowl, grunting]

[squeak_squeaker]

Wait up, I'll help you! [Kronk broke the egg for him, neatly in the bowl, before smiling.]

I bet you'll love these celery cupcakes... and then we can make a celery smoothie too!

[turtletuck]

Thanks, Kronk! And a celery smoothie sounds GREAT! [Hands him the other egg, which is almost as big as he is]