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[therarest]

Now darling,

I know you have been playing Rainbow Dash for quite some time now, but I am just another type of pony entirely. You'll have to watch every single episode again and again to so you can get my stunning voice just right. I won't have it any other way you know. I must have perfection!

Now, be a good human and make me a spa appointment, hmm? I simply can't travel to a new place without looking my best.

Your Muse,

Rarity

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[alwaystraveling]

[This one might actually run her mun ragged.]

Perfection rarely lasts.

[therarest]

I know, darling. I simply can never rest!

[alwaystraveling]

Oh but that can't be true. Stunning requires some relaxation.

[therarest]

That is what the spa is for, of course~

[elegant_knives]

[And behold...! An elegant looking maid.]

One must keep up appearances, wherever one may end up.

[That's one thing they can both agree with right off the bat.]

[therarest]

Oh yes, darling. One must always look their best~

[stuckinajar]

[Pardon her while she hides her giggle behind a sleeve. She's not making fun of you, Rarity, she just can't help but smile at this.]

[therarest]

Hello?

[stuckinajar]

Ah-! I am sorry. You reminded me of my brother, that is all. [In more ways than one, Ms. Pony.]

[therarest]

...brother? [SHE LOOKS LIKE A BOY?!]

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

The Great and Powerful Trixie deems there to be too many of you.

[therarest]

No one asked you.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

So Trixie decide to give a preemptive answer before she was asked.

[therarest]

No one was going to ask you.

[shine_on_armor]

Hey, wow, there are so many of you! You must be really popular!

[therarest]

[She gives him a bow.]


That's just far too kind of you to say~ [though she knows it~]

[shine_on_armor]

Ha, it's nothing, really. I just feel like I should be nice to one of Twily's first ever friends.

[loveisabattlefield]

So you're going to a new place? That's wonderful! I hope your mun treats you well.

Any plans on where you're going?

[therarest]

[Gives her a bow.]

Thank you! My writer wishes to send me to a place called Paradise.

[loveisabattlefield]

Paradisa? That's where my mun wants to send me!

(Suddenly pretty excited.)

[elementofloyalty]

Who would ever want to play YOU after playing ME?!

...No offense...

[therarest]

[DEAD. PAN. LOOK, Dash.]

She's still playing you, Dash. She just wants a bit more... class in her day~

[elementofloyalty]

Well, I guess. Just seems pretty weird to me. Just so long as the other ME doesn't get left out! Or left behind.

Ha ha, but... that'll never happen, I'm much too cool! ...right?

[tinybookworm]

A spa? I've only been there a few times with mom!

[therarest]

[BLIIIIIIIIINKING] ... Twilight?