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[therarest]

Now darling,

I know you have been playing Rainbow Dash for quite some time now, but I am just another type of pony entirely. You'll have to watch every single episode again and again to so you can get my stunning voice just right. I won't have it any other way you know. I must have perfection!

Now, be a good human and make me a spa appointment, hmm? I simply can't travel to a new place without looking my best.

Your Muse,

Rarity

Comments

[alwaystraveling]

[This one might actually run her mun ragged.]

Perfection rarely lasts.

[therarest]

I know, darling. I simply can never rest!

[alwaystraveling]

Oh but that can't be true. Stunning requires some relaxation.

[therarest]

That is what the spa is for, of course~

[alwaystraveling]

I've never heard of one.

[therarest]

WHAT?! Oh you poor dear!! What kind of backwards world are you from?!

[alwaystraveling]

It...didn't feel that backward to me. Well, except in some ways, with all the meanness.

[therarest]

Well, meanness is never as good thing, but no spa? That is just unacceptable.

[elegant_knives]

[And behold...! An elegant looking maid.]

One must keep up appearances, wherever one may end up.

[That's one thing they can both agree with right off the bat.]

[alwaystraveling]

What do spas have?

[therarest]

Oh, you can get a facial, a hoofacure, a steam bath, and all kinds of wonderful things~

[therarest]

Oh yes, darling. One must always look their best~

[alwaystraveling]

Only the steam bath sounds familiar.

[therarest]

You really should try to find one. You will not regret it!

[alwaystraveling]

I, all right. New experiences should be sought out, after all.

[stuckinajar]

[Pardon her while she hides her giggle behind a sleeve. She's not making fun of you, Rarity, she just can't help but smile at this.]

[therarest]

Unless there is dirt involved.

[therarest]

Hello?

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

The Great and Powerful Trixie deems there to be too many of you.

[stuckinajar]

Ah-! I am sorry. You reminded me of my brother, that is all. [In more ways than one, Ms. Pony.]

[therarest]

No one asked you.

[alwaystraveling]

Dirt is kind of unavoidable though.

[therarest]

Oh no. I avoid it at all times, dear!

[therarest]

...brother? [SHE LOOKS LIKE A BOY?!]

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

So Trixie decide to give a preemptive answer before she was asked.