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[conspiracytheories]

Hey Lady?

Look if you're some kind of Fed - I didn't do anything. Nothing to justify being left here anyway. If I wanted to hide out somewhere I'd go to Monday. I mean you have aliens in here, real aliens. Fine, maybe if they were closer to the Close Encounters kind it wouldn't be so bad but they've both got really sharp swords. No amount of late night movies on SyFy can prepare anyone for that.

And let's be completely honest here - you don't have the time. Sure, you kid yourself but we both know better. So why don't you just take a break, kick back with something that isn't two dollar bottles of wine (for which you should be ashamed of yourself for even having in your house) and just leave me be?

Seriously, it'll work out for the benefit of both of us.

- Mozzie

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[conspiracytheories]

Well. Thank you.

[wallets]

You'll figure out how to deal with your mun. I'd say don't worry, but.

[shrugging. he totally would anyway.]

[conspiracytheories]

That, that right there isn't helpful. What if she decides that I should go somewhere?

[wallets]

Then you'll go somewhere. It's not the end of the world.

[conspiracytheories]

What about you? Got her conned into getting you someplace nice yet?

[wallets]

I really don't think that's an option she's considering right now. Basically, all I have to do is run around a little tagging people I know (or don't know - surprisingly a lot of people involved in the legal system), and then that's the majority of my commitment. Go back to the same day-in-day out of a nine to five existence. Some time here, some time there. Win-win.

[conspiracytheories]

And once again you prove that the universe loves Neal Caffery. Do you want to trade? I'm sure they'd be agreeable to it.

[wallets]

I don't think it works that way, but nice try.

[conspiracytheories]

We won't know if we don't try.

[wallets]

Yeah, I think that's a really bad idea.

[conspiracytheories]

You're probably right.

[wallets]

I'm still open to alternative ideas, if you have any.

[conspiracytheories]

At the moment, no. But give me some time and I'll see what I can come up with.

[wallets]

You know where to find me.

[conspiracytheories]

Unfortunately. You make yourself very predictable that way. Have you ever considered setting up safe houses within your two mile radius?

[wallets]

Maybe I already have them.

[conspiracytheories]

Please, the both of us know you would have come to me for help setting them up. At least for stocking them.

[wallets]

I'm allowed to have secrets of my own.

[conspiracytheories]

This once.

[wallets]

This once.