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[untilmydarknessgoes]

And look who came crawling back.

You know, I did try to warn you about overlooking me for the witch. But hey, good on you for lasting what? A whole two weeks without me.

You really showed me, mun.

Comments

[untilmydarknessgoes]

I believe in giving a lady whatever she wants.

[primogen_vampirate]

How courtly of you. But where on earth are we going to find someone named Mary at this hour?

[untilmydarknessgoes]

Well, if all else fails, we can always tell a Jennifer or Sarah that her name is and always has been Mary.

[primogen_vampirate]

Mmm...creative. I like it.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

Anything for the sake of a pun.

[primogen_vampirate]

You must fancy yourself quite the rake, Mister Savior.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

Well, there is a reason everyone prefers Damon to Stefan.

[primogen_vampirate]

Stefan?

[A snap of the fingers.]

Damon and Stefan Salvatore. I knew I'd heard the name somewhere.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

So you have heard of me.

[Okay, he's a little bummed it was Stefan's name that triggered her memory, but like hell he's going to let that show or take the focus off himself.]

[primogen_vampirate]

Yes, a rather dapper gentleman in a suit mentioned the two of you. Not in the most complimentary of fashions.

I got the distinct impression you dropped a house on his sister or something.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

[He makes a face like he's thinking for a moment and then nope, either can't remember, doesn't care, or is being evasive.]

Nope, not ringing a bell.

[primogen_vampirate]

He had one of those chin dimples.

[She shrugs. Doesn't matter.]

For the record, dropping a house on someone's sister is more trouble than it's worth.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

Duly noted should I ever have the urge.

[primogen_vampirate]

I rather prefer a rigor mortis curse myself.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

And then there's that witch thing again.

[primogen_vampirate]

Are all things so compartmentalized in your world?

[untilmydarknessgoes]

Used to be. [Yep, helpful answer, Damon.]

[primogen_vampirate]

Oh, why have limits? They're so...limiting.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

I'm a big fan of crossing lines, but not all of them were meant to be. In fact, some of them were better off never being touched.

[primogen_vampirate]

Such as?

[untilmydarknessgoes]

Well like that big one between vampires and werewolves for starters.

[primogen_vampirate]

Vampires and werewolves? You have my attention. Do go on.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

One of the original vampires just has a lot of daddy issues. Not interesting, believe me.

[primogen_vampirate]

Darling, I have yet to meet a vampire without daddy issues.

[untilmydarknessgoes]

Well, isn't today your lucky day?

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